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Hey Chris you big fag how long did that post take you to write????? Come on mate spit it out...I haven't got all day...

I will bring beer money and buy a phone card...can you say DRUNK DIAL!!! HELLS YEEAH. Mince Divison back in the saddle.

It is. And in the eyes of the masses we are daredevils...so what. The majority of people in this country think we're crazy. A huge number of those same people still believe the world was created in 6 days...what can ya do?

Mate everyone's little to me. ;)

Next time I suggest using midgets for the check hand off...it will look bigger.

Boo ya kashaa

True dat Tree. Good luck with the Drive in jiffy lube tranny brake smog muffler rigging pastry shop... Cya soon. Maybe on a little less hectic weekend. Matt. It's not tourist BASE if you have to use a sleeping bag as a bodybag!

I learned that when partying with mates $1 beers fucking rock. Hell YEAH. I also learned that mentioning slippery feet and 50ringit IOUs will make Ray Losli look the other way, stop talking and loose his focus. So don't bring it up on the exit point. I also learned that you can still show up to the bridge with 31 skydives and some silly fucker will give you gear and send you off the bridge. "Just don't get it wet" CHUFFING BRILLIANT. But let's not say anything to anyone coz it's not our place to tell someone what they're doing is fucked up. I also learned that most of the jumpers there were not ready for what happened. Now is definitely time for introspection folks. It's been said numerous times before, if you continue to jump there are only 2 possible outcomes. Go hard, have a blast but prepare yourself for the worst. I speak from experience. The worst does and will continue to happen. Cya.

but at least you can look yourself in the mirror...and say HOLY SHIT who is that old bastard.who still owes Matt 50 Ringit

Well said Ray, my slippery footed brother. I couldn't agree more. And me agreeing with you is a rare thing. Keep up the good work and I'll even vote for you at the next BASE Moderators election. I guess it's time to start kissing babies Ray. Cheers mate.

YUCK!!!!

AH HA...as the Aussie (VICKIE)blood boils. Brilliant

Yes indeed the list of racial epithets was rather comprehensive but it was missing "VICKIE". A slang term of reference for an Australian made up in part from the word convict and more importantly from shortened female name Victoria. I've seen plenty of fights start because no Aussie man wants to be called anything that sounds feminine. Especially not from a SEPPO (the scummy stuff that floats at the top of a septic tank, rhymes with Yank...) or a KIWI (see small flightless bird, national bird of a nation truly superior on the Rugby and Rugby League fields). But what the hell, give it a shot if you feel up to it. Watching Aussie blood boil is always good for a laugh.

Make sure the sand box comes complete with the Triax Cat Shit Scooper which can also double as a shot glass and an IV kit for those heavy drinking nites.

One day soon we shall unite and speak one common language...DANGLISH.

That's probably a $10 cab ride

Racial EPITATHS...?

Check PM.

Come on Avery...you didn't really vote for Bush...did you?

Ray will put anything in a condom and swallow it. ANYTHING...he once travelled to Malaysia for a BASE event and to avoid checking any baggage he put everything he had into condoms and swallowed the lot...still going to Twin Falls Ray you big softie??

I bought the T stake but then again I've also bought machine guns, drugs and girls. However I did not vote for Bush...I'm not kidding...about any of it.

Norway for Chris Pope's coming out party???

Na mate, fuck all eh. It's just slang and expletive slang at that. I've been trying to coach Yanks for years on the correct use of that type of slang but I think that's a losing battle. However the origin of that phrase is probably long gone. If you are going to use it don't fuck it up. Other than that there's fuck all else to tell you.

Brilliant mate. Love it. I like to take the piss out of Ray Losli coz his reactions are priceless. I like to jump with Ray too as long as he doesn't slip on the exit point and blame horrific cross winds for the resultant broken ribs. Hey, what could possibly go wrong???

UK Hardcore chapter? Never heard of it.