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  1. Hey I was at sky knights last week. That pac is sweet. So is the cessna. Climbs pretty damn fast I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  2. Is that nome you are going to? If so how is it out there? I have been in california for the last 2 weeks on vacation. I wont be back at nome until the end of july possibly first weekend in august (hopefully sooner) Hope everyone is doing good there. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  3. It kinda started to hurt my eyes but I stuck with it just because well....I don't have much eles to do right now. Intresting. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  4. Can you cry under water? Sure why not? Just don't breath in How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? They have to get to my level Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Have you ever seen that movie office space? Yeah something like that. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Tell ya when/if i get there Why does a round pizza come in a square box? While pizza makers are lazy the box makers dont cut corners What disease did cured ham actually have? Chicken pox How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Because we thought we would be living on the moon whith a lot less gravity so our luggage wouldnt weigh as much Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Because they woke up ever two hours screaming to be breast feed Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Movies are bigger. It would be kinda hard to fit in a 30 inch tv. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Because they havent figured out its much better to pay to go up in a plane and then jump out of it Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Eh, they're busy. They gotta run around to different rooms. Easy answer Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Oh ok now I get it. Took some time to think about. Well, you can say take off/put on your panty and bras. It just sounds better the other way around though Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Because their are pleanty of not so decent human beings around If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Seems to be a lot of songs that no one cares about. Like britny spears doing it again. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? That's a good question. My friend has a hears. I'll ask him and get back to you. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? That would make for one very short series. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Because to get the time you look at your wrist if you have a watch on. When you go to the bathroom you don't really look at your junk. Well, ok, maybe some of us do but it isn't something that is required to relife yourself Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! He is just goofy. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? The thrill of the hunt! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Duh, babys If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? yup Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? I just sung both of them in my head and yes, they do. Why did you just try singing the two songs above? TO answer your question Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Because if it's inside the atmosphere they call it a metorite. When it's out of your butt they call it poop. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Maybe you didn't brush your teeth today. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  5. Well, you do keep score and try to beat your opponent. Isn't that basically a sport? And what's this love thing you're talking about? No love in a buisness transaction. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  6. does it count if it's from a long time ago and non skydiving related? I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  7. it is a good thing he didnt go straight to his reserve, because the pilotchute in tow cleared. Ok my bad. I mixed up my 2 malfunctions. They were a week apart from each other. The 2nd happend because I was so jumpy from my pc in tow. Infact, the 2nd really wasn't a mal but I had cut it away anyway because of how jumpy I was. When I had my pc in tow I did pull my cutaway but then my reserve handle too. My bridle was stuck. Not going anywhere. I had accidently misrouted it. No way in hell was it going anywhere. The 2nd one I kept spinning after opending. I couldn't think straight enough to realize what was going on so i ditched it. Only then I land and someone (that someone was jim wallace) shows me that I had one brake stowed and the other stowed. I felt like a jackass. But atleast I felt. Since then, no malfunctions. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  8. What exactly are the limits of posting pics here? Anyone care to try and push those limits? I'll try with this one Oh yeah walt, please PLEASE no mr hanky pics I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  9. I don't know what these other responses are about. I had a pilot chute in tow on my 32nd jump. Being it was my 32nd jump and 1st malfunction I couldn't really think straight. I went for my cutaway first (even though I obviously didn't need to). As soon as I pulled the cutaway pillow the rsl activated and my reserve opend before I could even start to pull the reserve handle. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  10. Ok well he asked for it. Even with a ! wait a second...no, I just can't bring myself to do it. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  11. Well that last response he made to my post just dosent seem right. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  12. Only if you have video! Walt um....ew. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  13. I have many "favorite" places. Does it count if i'm by myself though? I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  14. hey now kath! You better be saying hello to them yourself pretty soon! It's been to long. We have to jump before september Oh and I never assumed anything like that. I just don't think I have ever seen you respond to any post like this before let alone start one yourself. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  15. lol.....ah kath, I just did not picture this side of you....you seemed so...innocent. But hey, i'll be back. Not for very much longer but long enough to do some 2-ways, maybe even 3 or 4-ways. SKYDIVING of course I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  16. LOL i was thinking the same thing I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  17. One of the perks of being in the military is that most the time when people have a 3 day weekend we have a 4 day. We get Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, then come in for a few minute formation at 3pm on tuesday. We don't actually start a normal work day till Wendsday. So I guess it's kinda like a 5 day weekend. Yeah, it's pretty sweet. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  18. If it were one of my friends I would probably just say something like...."well I bet next time you'll look out a little better for those ieds wont you?" But...I can be quite unsensitive (espically at work) and my friends know this. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  19. sell all your car stuff and buy new gear/jumps I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  20. yeah I was about to watch dr. phil but decided my vacation would be better spent skydiving. Im off to perris in a few minutes I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  21. What he said. If you use illicit drugs, I don't want you trusted with my: Money Food Education Energy needs Transportation Family's well-being ...because you have shown yourself to be irresponsible, considering what drugs do to the human body. Well I hope you never go to any fast food place than. Im sure at least 99% of the employes there are high. Personally id rather my cook be high than drunk. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  22. Not really sure why I looked at the pics considering im going to be seing pleanty of iraq in a few months Looks like that might be northern iraq...? I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  23. if your on a xchaos 87 at 175 pounds and the wind is doing 25-30 mph then yes....be very afraid to land downwind I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  24. If mopping the floor will buy my jump tickets and pay my bills then im up for it....man. Hell i'll be the guy that cleans out portta johns for a living if it will buy my jump tickets I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
  25. Definitive answer is DONT SMOKE DOPE. It's called DOPE for a reason. Personally I hope you fail the test, if you were that interested you wouldn't be getting high. Wow man that's freakin harsh. So is life, "man." Grow up. The world is not there to validate anyone's self-esteem. Actions have consequences...suck it up, buttercup. No I won't just "suck it up" MAN I do believe that was a harsh answer. And big deal if im not grown up enough. I don't wanna be I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.