matt1215

Jason's right, USAA isn't half bad as a bank. Nowadays, I'm using their 12mo 0% credit card offer to save some $$ on interest. I have their renter's insurance, but Geico was cheaper for car insurance.

300k sounds like a pretty good run, how long do you expect it to last ? Like Willard said, time to park your baby in a place of respect and buy a new one

Every day's orgasm day .

I've had multiples, also dry orgasms. Seems like by riding the edge right, more intense orgasms with less juice seem to happen. Orgasm and ejaculation can definitely happen independently. Antidepressants do some strange things for me climax-wise. Zoloft (which I'm on now) leaves my libido, often makes it more intense by making it tough to bust a nut. Often times, I'm at it for a long time just to not be a walking erection . It's a side-effect I enjoy most of the time , tho it can get old .

The first time I saw it I thought it said Camel Drunken Monkey Sex and thought, "That's just wrong" followed by "Yeah! Take it all bitch!" Blues, Dave

I read that as Carmel Drunken Monkey Sex . As in spreading carmel-sauce all over your partner and licking it off, prior to hot sticky drunken monkey sex .

That's why you take up yoga.

Is your fake vagina crying too?

My fake vagina thread too .

100% real moobs .

As a woman, you would .

True that!!. Just have to rinse them out when you're done

Keeping with the theme of the day ...

I ate his liver with some fava-beans and a nice chianti .

Glad I could make you laugh, my friend. Check out the adventures of Victoria Vulva

Don't be pissed at the restaurant, they were considerate enough to give you floss with your meal .

Sorry bro . Your vid was the first I heard that song, love the 4-way falling thru the industrial haze .

Dude!! Screw the backyard and go jump!! Since the weather here's shitty, I think I'll... "..take a look at my enormous penis, and watch my troubles start a meltin' away

Funny, I was thinking the same thing . Whatcha talkin' bout Neil??

My girls, Shadow & Abby...

I'm just curious what kind of reactions I'd get if I hung one from my rear-view. It'd be kinda like fuzzy dice, only a fuzzy vulva .

Never heard of jumping an airship, but sounds awesome

To me, that's roasting. Then again, I run my air around 74, unless it's cooler outside. My windows stay open until it gets down to about 65 inside, heat goes on when it gets down to 60. When I was in Colorado, the maintenance guy gave me a talking to. He complimented that I was being energy efficient, but warned that I was tempting the pipes to freeze .

Makes sense. I remember my folks turning the heat real high when I was a little guy. They kept doing that until I was big enough to get up and turn the damned thing off .