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Naw, man. Looks cool, but too far back on most women to enhance fellatio .

Wow!! Just.... Wow!!! ETA: Actually that is a severed uvula I have in my freezer, as opposed to a severed vulva .

Mmmm!! Gotta love vulvar yumminess!!

Happen to have a hammer handy?? OUCH!!!!!!!

Janet Reno?? No wonder you're depressed. Uh??? What???

Comeon, you guys are no fun .

So you can go for hours and not blow your wad? Here you go!!!

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Pedialyte's actually pretty good too. Had a few benders with the guys when I was in Korea, that stuff came in really handy

If you say 'OMFG' b/c of the rotten stench when she drops her panties, you may need to adjust your taste in women.

Aye, when I sorted my shit out, I started playing water polo again (believe me, it's a fucking tough workout!), went for my second static line course -I gave up on the first one- and I have to say, working out so much and making my first jump got right out of my sad mood, sweat and blood by no tears as one motivational poster reads. Sweet!!

I'm glad for your experience. Unfortunately, I don't see tripping on anything, any time soon. Uncle Sam frowns on military folk doing LSD, Acid, & a lot of other stuff .

Thanks bro!! That Effexor and Paxil sound like nasty shit . I know the Celexa was hell to stop taking . Damn, I wish I could bust a nut .

I will be next week, with 4 days off and a fresh repack . For the record, the adrenaline-rush from jumping's the best anti-depressant I've found

Actually, any undies of mine that she wears, long enough to smell like her, are really fucking hot .

Could've fooled us .

After winning the lotto jackpot, Mr Smith decided to splurge on a new daily driver.

. Screw the triple bypass. To really be a man, you have to go for at least a quad-bypass .

Mmmm!! Greasy-assed, super-unhealthy food. Yummy!!

Get some alka seltzer morning relief. Citrus flavored with 500mg aspirin and 65mg caffiene. Great stuff for hangovers

Thanks for the laugh!!

Nothing works quite well for me. It was also quite the turn on when she'd wear my boxers .

Good luck finding your kitty. When my Shadow was still an in/out cat, she disappeared for about a week. I have no idea where she went, but was worried about her. Was out on my porch smoking one evening and here she comes, meowing for food

True that!! Have 3 jumps on my new Pilot-168. All I can say is sweet canopy, and fucking fast