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  1. Happy Happy BDAY!!!!!!!! Old man..... of course we are all right behind ya Have a great one Mark!!!!
  2. Rent the DZ/plane for a day and pay for everyone's jumps!!!! and have a massive DZ party!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  3. till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  4. Howdy mam!!!! How may I "service" you till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  5. Posting myspace on DZ.com now??? LOL till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  6. I have been glancing through this thread and have a question. Anyone familar with the best companies to go through to get individual insurance??? and what about the skydiving factor????......I know someone that go hurt skydiving and their insurance company dropped them.............what then?????? How do you get picked back up??? ......anyone have this experience???? till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  7. Flying your body is flying your body!!!! whether in the air or in the tunnel. There are some differences, but practice is practice!!!! Just don't ask them for canopy advice till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  8. Today was a "sad" but inspiring day at the DZ. To think that so many showed up just for Johnny and the two AWESOME SKYDIVES done in his honor was fantastic!!!!! Johnny was and will be for many many years a BRIGHT shining star at zhills and for many skydivers. A kind man with no malice towards anyone!!! and one that made people feel welcome, even if they weren't his "best friend"...... He was one of my first jumps as a licensed skydiver and I was on his next to last jump. I feel HONORED to have been in the presence of such a wonderful person. So skydivers out there.....tell those around you(as I am conveying this to my special peeps) that you love them, appreciate them and that they are special while they are still around!!! as tomorrow is never promised......god knows I thought Johnny would be around forever!!!!
  9. uuummmmm......this one time at band camp..........
  10. Unfortunately......I won't be there....but I do know some people that will!!!!!
  11. Having just gotten out of that business, I know exactly what you are talking about!! Simple answer, treat others how you want to be treated!! Karma is a bitch!! People like that will find that out sooner or later!! It is a shame because many people in the restaurant business are educated and personable, but people like that sometimes can't see it or just don't care and have a tendency to talk down to servers. There are also some people that feel they are not wrong no matter what they do or say Servers are people to, and until you have worked in that industry it is difficult to understand how stressful the restaurant business can be!!! But always remember that the same person you are talking down to, also controls your FOOD and believe me, I have seen some crazy stuff till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  12. Just thought what a societal cliche!!!! but at least it is a good laugh ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + ! dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  13. I like B....I like B....think I will break one out now till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  14. well.....the viewing at the funeral home is taking place now and I just wanted to extend all my love to family and friends, however I can not attend. I DO NOT do well at these things and I prefer to remember Johnny as he had lived, FULL OF LIFE!!!!however I am thinking of all his loved ones and friends and sending many hugs!!! I will be at the DZ on saturday for your "wake" asshole!!!
  15. hum.....never heard him call anyone else that, but who knows.......johnny did fly by the seat of his pants!!!!!!! even if they were patchwork pants!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
  16. That was another touching story!!!! Thought I would share a couple of pics......and loved that Johnny called me Buckwheat!!!! don't know why....don't care..just loved it
  17. Finally starting my new one in a week
  18. WOW...didn't know him, but want to say thanks for serving!!!! Blue Skies Jeff................sure that you and johnny can make some awesome skydives together!!!!!!
  19. That brought tears to the eyes.....but more of joy at the wonderful life that Johnny lead......
  20. well said Bill......WELL said!!!!
  21. all these pics are GREAT!!!!! I can't wait to see more!!!!
  22. That is awesome!!!!! does need red muffs though.....and a frap hat wouldn't be too bad either