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Everything posted by xenaswampjumper
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WAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!! the cost of refining has gone up!!! 3.02 till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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oh this picture is ssssooooo going on match.com!!!!look at me....I'm stunning!!! It is laughable how many responses I am going to get from this picture, and it shows my feminine side!!! ooohhh....this is golden...golden I tell ya...I just can't stop laughing when I think about all the ass I am going to get from posting this picture.......... till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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Well, we are going to the hospital today....
xenaswampjumper replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
Good luck!!! send "S" my love!!!!! baby healthy and new!!!! and mom in no pain!!!! -
We lost another friend today at Z-Hills
xenaswampjumper replied to tkhayes's topic in Blue Skies - In Memory Of
WOW!!!!! What a damn shame!!! What a pleasant soul he was.....the few loads I was on with him he always exited in a cannonball.....funny shit cause he was so tall and lanky..........blue skies to ya ROCK!!!!! sending out hugs to all of his close friends and companions!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 -
It's just Johnny Gates !@#!@# with us!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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I haven't named mine......but after seeing your landings I have named yours....... HOLY !@#!@ HERE HE COMES!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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Jeez Bill, now if we could only get you to follow that advice!!! JK....your stories are some of the best, even if they are from the year 1979 "I remember this time me & Johnny.........." till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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away from all these crazies damn.....there I go again with the PA's till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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'cuz you know you want to see the carnage
xenaswampjumper replied to towerrat's topic in The Bonfire
Damn Randy!!! I thought you were sexy before........but you are down right HOT now your catch phrase should be "hey ya'll....look at this" for awhile........I'm just sayin wait.....was that a PA??????? till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 -
see this is what I am talking about.....not banned because it is funny!!!!!! see what you started now ASSHOLE!!!!!! (and that really isn't a PA, but a term of endearment)
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I guess that personal attacks are only allowed when they are "funny" or "allegedly" PA's I guess that the truth just has to come right out and stab ya......I mean grab ya............ till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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Caption the Avatar above you part 2!!!!
xenaswampjumper replied to Spizzzarko's topic in The Bonfire
I am borg......you will be assimilated!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 -
ya.....almost......but NOT QUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO GATORS!!!!!!!
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well with the man being away.....glad that someone could use my body for something constructive......funny shit my friend.....funny shit
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Stunt Junkies Episode with Basejumper / Reverse Bungee
xenaswampjumper replied to tomleone's topic in The Bonfire
I am obsessed with that show as well!!!!! It is tevoed so that I never miss any episodes!!!! -
I don't talk in my sleep...but I do some other interesting things till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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Stunt Junkies Episode with Basejumper / Reverse Bungee
xenaswampjumper replied to tomleone's topic in The Bonfire
Go to discovery.com. You should be able to find it there. Did you see the guy with the rocket launched base rig?? Or the one where the guy jumped from one plane and in free fall "landed" in another???? till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 -
You guys are lame this is funny shit till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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repost away!!!!!!!! funny shit isn't it till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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We need to talk!!!!! J seriously!!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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Isn't the heat in a volcano so hot that wouldn't stand a chance anyway without melting???? Am I missing something from the story....magma is pretty DAMN hot!!!! figure it would melt about anything eventually....or volcanos would be 'stuffed" all the time!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95
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The Purina Diet I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
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Ive got lots....let me know if you have found one yet. If not I will send them to your REG email!!!! Hugs
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I would have to say that I am very conservative in many aspects....but I can get "down and crazy" when need be....actually skydiving has helped break me out of the "conservative" mode...and has taken me out of my normal circles...so my views are much more ecclectic now!!!!