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Thats fucking brillant......who we need to talk to????..that could be dz.coms tribute to one hell of an asshole!!!!!!

That pic is HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh Bill!!!!!

Did ya notice how all three of us have the same sig lines???? OMG....we are such assholes!!!!

Funny how he picked the 20th to track into the sunset!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

I will catch you at the DZ!!!!!!!! What a fantastic idea!!!!!!!

that is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are always so wonderfully poetic!!!! one of your many charms!!!!!! and thanks chuck for not making it two in one day!!!!! What a spectacular show on your mal...we were all cheering that landing!!! we need to keep a few assholes around..... till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

I don't know what to say or post other than an Icon to the sport and one hell of a man has passed on today......Johnny you will be missed and we all love you asshole!!!!! Thank you for all that you have done to enrich so many lives!!!!! I am very thankful that I was able to jump and spend time with you today!!!!!! Muff muff.....and you truly are number one!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU JOHNNY!!!! HIM....HIM...FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

You could use fiddle sticks....or fiddle dee dee...after all, you are living in the true south now till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

haha come to zhills

and OF COURSE!!!!!!

I can't believe someone tied my hands and feet together in the plane......how the hell am I going to pull now??? till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual > police car videos > around the country: > > #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." > > #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." > > #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." > > #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." > > #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I > guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" > > #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, > but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" > > #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." > > #8 "The answer to this last question will determine > whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" > > #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a > place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO." > > #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." > > #5 "In God we trust - all others we run through NCIC." > > #4 "Just how big were those two beers?" > > #3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now > we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." > > #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good > personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." > > And.................... THE BEST ONE!!!!!!! > > #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? > You're right, we don't. Sign here. till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

haha.....you said it sista!!!!!!!!!!!

actually you are the same in person as on dz.com......WOW.....you truly fit the thread title!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............I am god!!!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

yah......I am cool....don't fuck with me till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

aaaawwwhhh stitchy.....not talking about you ....but you know that

aawwwhhhh.....I definitely wouldn't say that

sssshhhhhh......don't tell anyone....I have been accused of befriending people too easily!!!!

I said holy shit.....she could be my sister!!!!!

you are much more talkative in person!!!! and cuter.....change that avatar!!!!!

all I see is big ears and whiskers.......where is the rat poison

I love how overly arrogant and important some people think they are on here, when really no one gives a crap.....online and in person!!!! and then there is stitch.....I met him online and thought he was an asshole...and then met him in person and realized that he really WAS an asshole!!!! MUFF MUFF!!!!! and thanks for that wonderful muff ZOO dive asshole!!! I remember it fondly!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95