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Maybe that is his problem, he is jerking off while driving. That can be the only explanation since anyone with that car should never be seen with a row of cars behind them screaming speed up or get the fuck off the road. Maybe hims to fraid he will kick up a rock and scratch it. What a waste. So no he is an idiot!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

There is a guy that lives by me with a silver one of those. I thought the same thing, get that laime pontiace out of the way. Then I listened and heard the exhaust and engine and noticed the GTO on it. I was like oh man that thing can kick some ass. However the guy driving it seems to have something wrong with his foot since he might as well be walking the rate he goes. Skymama's #2 stalker -

I haven't spanked many SS or Cobras with my civic but I have put a few others to shame as I laughed pulling away. My little civic will hold it's own till just about 100, then it's 4 cylinders just can't hang on much longer. That is 4 STOCK cylinders. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Mine needs a little splaining most times. It should read Simply Put Si. However I was not able to use _ or spaces when originally coming up with it so it became simplyputsi. It is after my car, a 2000 civic s.i. which instead of making a japanese nightmare is Simply Put. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Go home????!!!!! have you looked outside today? OMFG!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

Apparently there is a bomb threat here in Atlanta at one of the more busier malls (permiter). A co worker says they have the exit and on ramps from 285 closed off. This is going to cause a friggen traffic nightmare for many. I'm willing to bet there is no bomb and that some fools are just trying to be stupid. Maybe somebody who thinks xmas is overcommercialized. They should have called it into Lennox then. I know this makes no sense to you non ATL people. What in the hell? Skymama's #2 stalker -

We are talking about baking here man, not what you do with your hand. Actually I'm glad you don't use mixers and other kitchen gadgets because that would be seriously disturbing. One could injure oneself for life that way. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Whatever you do, don't use the word bomb, terrorist, or I'll live and you should be set. Skymama's #2 stalker -

also a quick way to have viruses attack you like never before. Not that I've done this before, but I have a friend that was using that and his computer was fubared!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

This will be you soon. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Beating the crap out of stuff is fun though!!!! If they came out alright you could be like yeah I had some problems with them but I beat the crap out of them and look at them now. I did suggest the water idea as the first correction. I didn't see that you refridgerated the dough. This probably sucked some of the moisture out and thus they just need to have some of it back. I don't see why you can't add some egg white as well. You should try this because others and I agree this will help. however if this does not correct said situation, BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF THOSE BEOTCHES!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

Ok so any advice you take of mine I do not take responsibility for the outcome, good or bad. I know this has happened to cookies I've been involved with before and I don't think you have a problem. Is the dough kind of dry? Maybe add a little bit of water and see if you can get it the way you want. I'd do a test batch off to the side, don't include the whole batch. You could also try to just give them a good mixing again, I mean really beat the crap out of the stuff. I really think the water thing will work though, it sounds like you have too much flour going on, or like icon said the mixing phase was fubared somehow. You could just try a test cookie and see what happens. I don't know how much batter you have but small test cases might yield your answer. Or you could just serve dough, who doesn't like cookie dough now??? Really. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Didn't upload the clearest picture, but here are a few of my matches. Nicholas Cage. Ralph Nader (what the fuck!!!!), Andy Roddick, Lauren Bacall??????? Gary Kasparov. I'll have to try it with a better picture, but I do see some resemblence in it. Cool. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Yeah, i see your point. Funny shit though. Brilliant!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

This thread is funny as crap. Cowden should have made the thread name bad spot? though. It would have been even more funny then. At least to me it would have been. Skymama's #2 stalker -

it was brought to my attention that I did not stow my brakes last time I packed my main. Put the top in the keeper above the guide ring but didn't even set the brakes. It was caught by the super awesome rigger packing my reserve. You can bet that won't happen again. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Dude, that is some funny crap. I'm sorry but it just is. Reminds me of the feeling I get everytime I get out of my car and go to shut the door. I've learned to shut the door with my shoe. Ha ha!!!!!! If I knew I was gonna shock somebody when I touched them it would be sooooooooo much fun. I'm evil like that. Skymama's #2 stalker -

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This year I've found myself in a situation that usually doesn't happen for me. I'm down on funds around the holiday. I usually budget so this is not so. So I'm just not buying stuff for people that aren't in my immediate family with I think 2 or 3 exceptions. My boss has not even come across my mind. Office of about 20, don't think anyone is getting her anything. Skymama's #2 stalker -

So I take "their" advice and tell her and you know what happens I get my fucking heart ripped out again. I knew it was coming but you get outside advice and think yeah yeah I'll give it a shot. Now all I can do is think what the hell did "they" know. Those bastards!!! They are lucky I didn't go crazy like last time and start kicking ass and taking names. I don't really want to cause any more damage to my car anyway. So when you have advice you should keep it to yourself regardless if the person asked for it. Step back and say hey do what you think is best, let people keep shit bottled up if they want. Maybe there should be a place where they put people who want advice until they figure the shit out for themselves. Of course the only good thing is I can say hey they told me to do it and all the burden is off of me. tiny little heads, I can see you Skymama's #2 stalker -

You don't want to know how I really feel!! You know what happens when that happens and I shall spare you today. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Nobody wants your damn advice!!!! You keep your dang Ohio mouth shut. You've ruined everything, everything I tell you!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

Did you/are you getting a bonus of any sort? If not then a nice warm pile of poo is definitely in order!! Not because you didn't get a bonus, but because you don't really like him AND you didn't get a bonus. Skymama's #2 stalker -

she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Skymama's #2 stalker -

Are you sure a friend isn't holding it hostage??? Being a skydiver and all you might have some friends that would do such a thing. You probably would have found a ransom letter by now though. Beotches!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -