simplyputsi

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  1. Those look like sex toys of some sort to me. Where do you work??? I don't have a camera here at work but I got's a lot of paper on it, my little radio in the corner, big old calculator, phone, and lots more paper. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  2. I can tell you I work out 5 days a week and am never sore. When I spend a day or two jumping and PACKING i'm sore as can be. I keep telling myself that I'm just gonna pack my parachute to stay in shape. It's new and isn't the easiest thing to handle, I'm sure after some break in I won't find it as much of a work out. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  3. maybe your clothes were mad for being dirty. That would freak me the hell out. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  4. That was just plain WRONG!!!!!!!! I'll get you for that, and your little dog too. Actually I rather like that video. What was that around 50 jumps or so for both of us and it was all of like 30 some odd degrees that day I think. I have gotten a little better, but not much Skymama's #2 stalker -
  5. It's been awhile since I had my eyes fill with tears at work. amazing story as hambone has said. I've been trying to get my parents to experience skydiving for about a year now. Maybe I should experience something they want to do. Thanks so much!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  6. That is one of favorite movies. I don't remember that line though. I'm sure it's in there. "You're so cool, you're so cool" Skymama's #2 stalker -
  7. Did you really get over 2 minutes??? I had this sent to me the other day and I can't seem to get past 25 seconds. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  8. That is if we let you hang with us. Deserter!!!!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  9. Wow, nice pics!! Reminds me of a poll I was gonna put up one day about which do you prefer. I stopped because of remembering times like your pics. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  10. ummm yeah/3/0 The best 3 way horny gorilla yet. We had some serious spinning going on. Can't get much better for a January day was like 60 degrees. Global warming kicks ass!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  11. I agree with you totally. I just got to finally test mine out yesterday as I received one for xmas. It's my first audible and I think I'm spoiled. Like you said just switch to whatever bank you want to use and off you go. I had my canopy settings at 1000, 500 and 300, set up, final approach, no more big turns. Worked like a charm for 3 jumps. Couldn't be happier. I had some trouble figuring out how to turn the thing off for awhile though. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  12. At least she doesn't have cankles. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  13. If I use my user name I get Professor DrunkenPaws. Thats about right. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  14. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  15. Check it out. http://www.cheekysquirrel.net/squirrelname/ Mine is Admiral McNutt. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  16. tell them this. Generally I show up about 15 minutes late. I use the side door so that you don't see me come in. Then I generally space out for about the first hour or so. I look like i'm working though. I'd say that in any given day I only do about 15 minutes of real work. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  17. Isn't there some company that makes toys out of househould appliances and stuff. I think it was on Real sex once. Think the company was created by guys. You would think a girl would have come up with the idea. "hit paydirt with kdirt" Skymama's #2 stalker -
  18. You didn't just make up off the wall stuff. Ask a crazy question get a crazy answer. Steering wheel cover. Bed partner. Therapist. Flower vase. sex toy, take the blades out and attach own toy. alarm clock deadly weapon torture device extra toilet and ummmm remote control holder. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  19. I did the same thing except it was my cousins wedding. A lot of the family was going and I was like I can't afford it. Instead I went to the annual memorial day boogie at my dz and spent probably just as much money as it would have cost to go to the wedding. Hey you got to have priorities. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  20. I think so, but had disagreement here. Speaking of seems I must go investigate some stuff. Damn people want me to actually work. The nerve!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  21. Yeah it just hit me about watermelon. No that could handle me, but is a watermelon a fruit or vegetable??? I posed question here in the office and got both answers. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  22. I found that i'm just too big for any fruit that comes off a tree or vine. wait a tomato is a fruit right? ahh who gives a crap Skymama's #2 stalker -
  23. you mean sanwich!!! I'll make you one of my special sandwiches. It just might be a little smushed when you get it. This is however a thread about making love to ... or a food product. Skymama's #2 stalker -