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  1. homer

    Your Name Sucks

    Do you like my name Scott Petersen? And no, I'm not from Cali. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    F*@%ing Taxes

    I'll take the job only on the condition they move the DZ here as I have roots and don't plan on going anywhere anytime soon. That and I DO have a job the only catch is I can't take the state certification exams until May at which point I will be able to meet with the clients I'm already lining up. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  3. You could add any event that would include a registration fee as well. I like the ones that include a T-shirt with the registration. Safe Docks, Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    F*@%ing Taxes

    Thanks for the info. I have been state side since Feb. of '05 so only Jan. is Tax exempt. I will look to see if there is anything I can use to save me a couple bucks. I just hate to have to pay that much when I'm on a limited income. I guess there are only three guaranteed things in life Tax, death and a GREAT SKYDIVE. Safe Docks, Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    F*@%ing Taxes

    BOHICA For those who don't know me I just received a medical discharge from the Army in January. I spent the previous year in rehab for my broken back that I got in Iraq and went 9 months with it unknown to the medics even after x-rays. Anywho, I'm unemployed and still trying to find work living off my disability money. I got my tax return back from my sister-in-law who does them and it seams the Army didn't take enough out in taxes last year. I have to pay over $960 back to Uncle Sam, again, I'm unemployed and living off my disability. This F*@%ing SUCKS. BOHICA CSA #699 Muff #3804
  6. Seeing as I'm unemployed and used my disability money to go to Puerto Rico and Florida, Texas will probably be out for me. At this point in time it's looking like the WFFC for my next CRW get together. Where I can assure you no dog will be empty handed if they want a . CSA #699 Muff #3804
  7. Is shiner considered a cheap beer in TX. I'm more of a micro brew man myself but that mean squat when it comes to a bunch of thirsty dogs. I don't recall ever seeing a beer requirement on her site. Is there a list of DO NOT BUY, we'll let it slide this once, and you learn quick little grasshopper list of . CSA #699 Muff #3804
  8. Kevin- You know I'm just playin around. I just didn't buy any in Florida because what I did buy in Puerto Rico went to waste, that and all the beer at Z-Hills was free anyway. It was a true privilege for me to have been jumping with everyone in Puerto Rico and Florida. I have much to learn and you all have so much knowledge to offer a pup. I look forward to the next camp. Safe Docks, Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
  9. [Beer] is owed for only one first on any given dive am I correct?. So I owe a single case of for having been on my largest formation to date but you all have done those sized formations before. I owe agreed for the formation size. Now you all had a first as well and that was jumping with ME. Check this out- My first 22-way cluster *#^@ dive I owe a case of agreed, but there were 21 others on that load as well who for the first time jumped with ME on a 22-way. Thats 21 cases of owed to ME. I'm willing to let Jim slide since he was flying camera. Which means there are still 20 cases of still owed to ME. You all can quote me on this "I will pay up that one case at the next CRW event I attend" but all those old dogs had better be paying there dues to ME as well. If you old dogs want to continue to mold and mentor this pup into the great sky gods that you all are your going to have to pay for it. I don't learn for free you know. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    MMMMmmmm Sushi

    I had some pretty good sushi two weeks ago at the Detroit Airport while stuck on a 5+ hour layover. The octopus wasn't bad either. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  11. Nice pics Jim. Maybe next camp you will stick around a little longer and I'll buy those beers you keep bitchin about. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  12. no jumps this weekend but last Thursday through Monday I got 7 RW and 14 CRW jumps. No beer as I gave up all alcohol for lent and no lovin not even to myself. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Freediving..

    If this is the same world class free dive girl I'm thinking of she drowned a while back going for a new dive record. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  14. Your probably right. I don't think the weather could have been any worse 80+ blue sky days and 30- star filled nights. Yah, it sucked at least a good friend keeping my worn at night. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  15. I would so love to be there again and jumping with you. That all infinity way we did that funneled and funneled again was SO MUCH FUN. However, I think I will be attending the WFFC instead. I need the CRW practice if I plan on getting a slot for the 100-way in '07. Safe Docks, Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
  16. I was there Monday made 5 jumps. Did an 11-way that built to only 9 with Johnny Gates for my MUFF MUFF dive, nice 4 point 6-way and an 8-way. I was wearing the red and blue jump suit with matching red, white, and blue infinity container. Was hanging out in the bomb squad area. Not a bad week for me Thursday to Monday 14 CRW and 7 RW jumps. Safe Docks, Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
  17. Did you ever see her in "a fish called wanda" HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT CSA #699 Muff #3804
  18. I know Europe is cool with it and most everything but the states are anal about liability issues. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  19. Hope this is ok to post here. I would like to put a list together of known ski resorts that allow people to para ski. I went skiing today and spoke with the resort manager about being able to do it there but all para activities are specifically forbidden in there lease. I'm in Washington State but would like a list nationally. Anyone know of resorts that allow it, other than for the PST bladerunning events. Safe Docks, Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
  20. MUFF MUFF Got my MUFF number on an 11-way Monday at Z-Hills with Johnny Gates muff #65 CSA #699 Muff #3804
  21. Elizabeth, forgive me I said it was Wendy who put me in contact with Paul not you. I wouldn't have gone to Puerto Rico last month or Florida in another 7 hours if it wasn't for your help. It's my goal with the Lords Blessing to be jumping it for the 100 way. Great canopy pretty much flies itself. I look forward to jumping with you in the near future. Safe Docks, Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Z-Hills

    OK, who were the two who said they would jump with me? Please speak up, don't leave me a jumpin all alone. Thursday Z-Hill who else wants to jump with me CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Z-Hills

    Why go to GA when you can come to sunny (I hope) FL. I've been to GA before it was raining for the 3 weeks I was there. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Z-Hills

    Beer sounds good but I gave up all alcohol for lent. If your off student status we can do some RW as for CRW sorry I won't think of it with someone under a 100 jumps. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Z-Hills

    Was it you who voted no? CSA #699 Muff #3804