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Way back in the day, there was a small DZ in Hebron, Illinois that had a AN-2. I made a few jumps from it.

I have emailed Marco Rubio numerous times and all I've ever received is word salad so late in coming that I forgot what questions I asked him.

I have one question. When Donald Trump told America that he had 400 million dollars in cash, how long did it take Allen Weisselberg to stop laughing?

Now, Donald Trump is claiming that he can't make the 464 million dollar bond in his civil fraud case. Don't be fooled. It's not that Donald Trump doesn't have the money. He doesn't have enough OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY!

If I get to be Karma for a day, Matt Gaetz has a close encounter with the angry father of one of these young ladies....in a secluded place where there's no one around to hear him scream.

Supporting Donald Trump is a condition that should be added to the DSM.

“Trump allows people to express their racism and bigotry a way that they haven’t been able to in quite a while and they really love him for that. It’s a shocking thing to realize people love their hatred more than they care about their own actual lives.” - Fran Lebowitz

Ok. Thanks!

I just saw a commercial for the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, FL, and showed a skydiver jumping and landing in the pool by the hotel. Does anyone know who that skydiver was and who filmed it?

In the distant future, archaeologists will dig up the fossilized balls and backbones of Trump era Republicans where Mar-a-LIE-go now stands.

And you wonder why he's ranked fourth from the bottom.....

How ironic it would be if someone in Egypt and Jordan came out and said they were going to build a wall.....and make Israel pay for it.

https://youtu.be/IOwQmSc2I3A?si=PU6UZUl-Ua7j9iHZ

An engineer died and found himself standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. After looking through the Great Book, Saint Peter said, "I don't see your name. You can't enter." The engineer said, "I lived a good life. It must be a mistake. Please look again." After checking a second time, Saint Peter said, " Your name's not here. You have to go to the other place. A month later, God called Satan and asked, "How's everything going down there?" Satan said, "Everything's great! That engineer you sent down here a month ago is fantastic! The smoke is gone, we have escalators all over the place, and in two weeks, we're going to have air conditioning!" God said, "You weren't supposed to be getting an engineer. It has to be a mistake! Send him back right now!" Satan said, "No way!" God said, "If you don't send him back right now, I'll sue you!" Satan then said, "And where do you think you'll find a lawyer?"

And they voted for the man who paid porn star hush money WITH A CHECK.....right?

Rather than practice diving to a formation, practice diving to your position in what's referred to as the stadium. That's a point that's a few feet up and a few feet back from where you're supposed to dock. From there, you work your way into your slot, match the fall rate, and pick up grips. Never use the formation to stop yourself if you're going too fast.

If you have a MARD (Main Assisted Reserve Deployment), the free bag and reserve pilot chute would be attached to the main canopy in the event of a cut away. If the reserve is deployed without cutting away, the reserve free bag and pilot chute could easily get lost.

Can a rigger put a tracker in or on the reserve free bag without there being TSO issues?

The GOP is like, “We’ve got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately, immediately, immediately! HARRUMPF! HARRUMPF! HARRUMPF! And Matt Gaetz says, “I didn’t get a HARRUMPF from that guy!”

“If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party. It is merely a conspiracy to seize power.” - Dwight Eisenhower

A woman was mad at her husband because he was late coming home again. She decided to leave a note on the dresser in the bedroom that said, "I've had enough. I'm leaving your ass. Don't bother coming after me." When she heard his car pull in the driveway, she hid under the bed to see his reaction. She heard him go to the kitchen first, then, he came in the bedroom. She saw him pick up the note and read it. After a few minutes she sees him write something on the note. Then, he picked up his phone and called someone. He said, "Hey baby, she's finally gone. It's about time. Put on the cute dress I like and I'll be right over. I love you so much." He grabbed his keys and left. She came out from under the bed very hurt and filled with rage. She walked over to the dresser and picked up the note to see what he wrote. The note said, "I can see your feet. We're out of bread and I'm going to the store. I'll be back in ten minutes."

In the eyes if Ginni's aunt and uncle, being black was something that had to be "made up for. That's bull****!

Here's something revealing that I found on Wikipedia regarding his wife, Virginia: "Virginia and Clarence Thomas married in 1987. The couple lives in Virginia. In an interview Ginni's uncle said of the couple, I can guarantee you I was surprised when I found out she was going with a black man", to which her aunt added, "but he was so nice, we forgot he was black, and he treated her so well all of his other qualities made up for his being black." When I read this, my WTF meter redlined.

"Someday, I will call upon you to do a service for me" - Vito Corleone

If Bubba Wallace had done something similar with a meme of Ashli Babbitt, MAGA heads would have exploded and they would be demanding something much harsher than a suspension.