Jessica

Yes, EVERYONE, she said, waving her arms expansively!!

Very nice, Alex. Agreed. Why the hostility toward a noble profession?

Heh heh, sorry, residual overly grandiose and all-emcompassing affection left over from my being plastered beyond all expectations last night. Seriously, though, here's to DZ.com! Cheers!

Ahhh yeeeeah!

Oh my goodness. So, Wingy, if you believe in soul mates, but you settle for someone who is a "good match," wouldn't that bug you? Knowing you're not with that perfect mate? Thanks for indulging me, y'all. This has been on my mind lately.

Girl, you THE SHIT!!!! That is awesome! What a great story. Thank you so much for sharing it with us. I had two reserve rides in my first 20 jumps. I spent a couple of months just going to the DZ and hanging out, afraid to get back on the plane. My advice -- go ASAP. You rock! You saved your life! You handled it way better than I did, certainly, and check out the confidence you oughta have now -- cutaways are CAKE, right?! I am so proud of you! Wow!

Mmm...I am positively quivering with anticipation.

Always.

KICK ASS! Post photos!!!!

Do y'all believe in soul mates? One person you're meant for who completes you? Or do you think there are innumerable people with whom you could have a great life? My vote: the latter.

No way! I don't f*** and tell...much. On a scale of 1 to 10, probably a 6. A better question to ask is how nasty was what was done TO me... Wow, I'm bad.

Right, that's why I was an AFF student and deployed my own chute.

ROTFLMFAO!!! Thanks for looking out for me sweetie, but I took care of that problem myself this weekend. I'm not above getting a little MORE, though...

*SMACK!!!!!* Stoopid whuffos. They suck.

No way! If I'm 0:0:0 I feel bad enough without everyone finding out!!

Oh, I'm quite aware of that.

No, the weather was beautiful. It's just that I, er, needed to do a "recurrency jump" or I was going to lose my hRW license.

My weekend: 4:0:0. Would y'all consider that a good weekend, a bad weekend, or a so-so weekend? Skydiving has destroyed my life! I would've considered that a GREAT weekend before I started all this foolishness.

Hee hee, not sad at all. Let's hear it for DZ.com! *raising bottled water* Cheers! I'm going to see Tomb Raider tomorrow. I'll give y'all a review. Things are boding well; here a bit a review from salon.com: "Oh, there's a brief and rather glorious side view of Jolie's bountiful breasts when she steps from the shower. And of course she spends much of the movie in Lara's uniform of tight T-shirts (and apparently, judging from the, uh, looks of things, some sort of nipple restraints) and short shorts."

This is true. Texas has good hospitals, though, and a field of competent mental health professionals. So it's all good.

This is true. Texas has good hospitals, though, and a field of competent mental health professionals. So it's all good.

Musing of the day: WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP FOR GOD'S SAKE #%@#%^@$^@$#^@$&$@%@^@%$^ (Not aimed at the fine folks at DZ.com, but at a few choice whuffos)

HI DEVA!!!!!

Well hell, sometimes it rains, and sometimes it's night with no night jumps scheduled. We can't spend EVERY non-jumping moment drinkin' beer and practicing packing.

Aren't you at work right now, you naughty naughty boy?!