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Dumbass Redneck Tell my little bro I said HEY --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Where were you hiding the parasim when you were teaching me how to skydive, jackass? That summer we had a guy try and run down the VOR in the middle of the corn... had another try and take out an electric power supply... and another drug the blue javelin across the runway. If I recall the dude who went for the VOR said he heard his instructor right well and thought he did a great job! HEY MAN, IF YOU WANT TO BURN IT DOWN LOW ITS COOL WITH ME!! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Dear God please keep us safe on this flight, so we may live another day by your example; Please take care of my fallen brothers, and give them wings so they may fly free forever. --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

That 1st picture w/ the plane is a game winner... Treasure that one forever man! Frame that biznatch --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Ah late Saturdya afternoon I should be boozing at the wedding reception... Does the 8 hours bottle to throttle apply to the tunnel as well? hmmm --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

crap! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

I'm in town for a wedding and I'm looking to escape for a few hours. Would anyone be willing to get in some tunnel flying with me? I've got ~400 jumps and I'm looking to do some backflyin in the tunnel. I've flown skyventure in Eloy but that was in feburary... I need some more of that tunnel crack they sprinkle in there. Whats up? Busy saturday morning? --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Here's mine... designed it myself Can be a little hot in the sun but I dig it --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

You know stratostar; Copy + Paste was invented AFTER round parachutes so I wouldnt be suprised to find you taking a pair of scissors and a glue stick to your monitor... you dumb rusty bastard! If you're on this thread you know how BAD ASS richmond is and even if you don't feel the need to put your name on the list just get there and drink some beer. These planes and plastic cups aren't going to appreciate themselves, people! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Haha I can't believe I missed my chance to make fun of Ryan. They should have a new reality show: THE RT FACTOR Too terrifying for network TV I MISS YOU GUYS! To Un-Hijack the thread tho: I say if you want to fly in formation/close proximity get some coaching!!! Do not attempt any close flying below your hard deck! Plan the dive and dive the plan. Do not wear any snagable equipment and always prepare for the worst. Have fun out there kids, just don't turn yourself into a visual aid for future dumbasses that want to suck at staying in planes! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2448298;search_string=all%20wrapped%20up;#2448298 Can turn out to be VERY exciting! I will not do that anymore. --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

This one time, at band camp, I HAD A FU$*ING AWESOME TIME AT RICHMOND Lets make some more horrible stories... maybe I'll bring my tear away pants --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Mabye I'll actually man up and strap my ass to one of your old moldy clown rounds this year... Too bad we never got the short bus running --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Not Cool I just watched it again..... There are so many things wrong with that video. Fly above tandems lately? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1716661;search_string=Sean%20Crossman;#1716661 --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

I heard there was a pretty bad ass hybrid that went down as well... hope that video surfaces on the boogie DVD --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Unless there's video I refuse to believe that it happened! LETS SEE SOME PELT HEAD WEEKEND PICTURES! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Sorry about the whole OWNING YOU INTO A POOL OF APPLE SAUCE thing Chris... I still can't believe Jaime and I carried you 50 feet from your podeum of power... I guess tropical drinks give skinny kids superhuman strength! WOOHOO WHAT A WEEKEND! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

I'm "consulting" for my old work location (10 miles out) tomorrow... Gotta love the timing See you guys in the early afternoon --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Haha! Glad to know that my white ass is still burned into your brain... hope all that therapy is paying off. --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

What? There's no video! It didn't happen! I'm a victim of PHOTOSHOP! DAMN YOU, ADOBE --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

This just keeps getting better! Maybe I should look into performing for bachelorette and/or birthday parties! That could be a sweet deal.... thanks for the free advertising --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Whatever you've been angry since the last time the petro truck stop made you stop soliciting your body to the truckers that are just there for the biscuits and gravy. For the last time dude... no one wants to pay 5 bucks for that Dirty old dudes..... --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

I'm a student of Stratostar's and I landed a canopy on rears at about 60 jumps a few years ago because of a broken brake line. I was instructed on both flaring w/ rears and the lowered stall point on rears well before I had to use it to save my ass. I believe that all students should be instructed to use all control points (including harness input) well before they may NEED to use them. --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

This has all gone way too far... But I guess its better to be notorious than respected. REGAIL YOUR CHILDREN WITH TALES OF MY SPLENDOR! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training

Alright 1st and foremost... it was a Kangaroo hop. 2nd... if it happened in Z hills there's a good chance that I don't remember it and I didn't plan it (but it was probably a DAMN GOOD TIME) 3rd... I need to find more dirt on you Stratostar... but I do know that you have a strange love for that truckstop in indiana and the truckers that shower there... --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training