billeisele

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  1. Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled: *SURVIVOR SOUTHERN STYLE*. The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees; Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder! The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  2. I have not hit it yet - but don't jump up. I'm 5'-6" and ten years ago made a poised exit out of a king air on a crw jump, fired the pc right out the door and it went over the stabilizer. I ended up with 7 or 8 line twists, fabric burn the entire length of the bridle and the next guy to exit after me got a brown streak in his britches. Ever since, I've made sure to count one-one thousand then pitch. hop n' pop vs. pop n' hop Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  3. progress is measured one case at a time pass this enthusiasm on to your students - learning is fun congrats Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  4. Or when their laying in the middle of the LZ broken and bleeding walk up and kick um real good and say "if your going to be stupid, you got'a be tough, now get up you pussy and walk it off" sports cars are fun till they crash, saw one miss crashing yesterday be about 6" - oh well maybe next weekend - like above, after they crash offer to let them jump your canopy when and if they are able to jump again Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  5. really bad idea, but if you are intent on doing it anyway, wear a full size hard helmet, it will prevent you skull from getting cracked when the door slams Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. I have not hit it yet - but don't jump up. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. Wally, I'm in New Orleans - it is swamp hot here, hope it is better in B-ham. Bill Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  8. about 155, our favorite is launching a 3-way off a CASA belly flyer in the middle, head downers on the sides gripping an arm and leg harness, point #2 - release all grips, build three way round docked on hands Point #3 - release the belly flyer, 180 turn to a backin Point #4 - back to the top Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. somehow i just don't see american prisoners doing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjMd2Vabcv8&mode=related&search= Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. LDRS - large dangerous rocket ships - these are not your Wal Mart Estes type rockets the annual LDRS event, where rocket hobbyists get together and shoot big ass rockets as high as 20,000 feet a 3-day event, some guys spend all year designing and building these rockets only to have them explode on the launch pad or shortly after take off, this is last year, watch the video, a few good launches, a few explosions and a few chutes that did not open http://www.tripoli.org/launches/ldrs.shtml Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. and just what was that he removed? removing a wart or skin tag is one thing but that was, uhh, rather interesting Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  12. so ya mean I can trade my almost expired Cypress for a new one? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  13. tandem jumps in the rain don't hurt if you are the TM Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  14. perhaps the flight attendant should have thanked the parent for dealing with the 2 kids Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  15. which one our lovies will volunteer to get their pic taken while riding one of these? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  16. 1) Look out for skydivers that like to fart in the plane. 2)You'll be fine, 3)relax, 4) get a video and 5) open your mouth during the free-fall.
  17. Since when do we try to confuse the issue with facts?
  18. can't help ya with Banff, but if you are considering Whistler I got all the secret info Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  19. i just wonder how this is done www.deviantart.com/deviation/34244097/ Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  20. It's been 9 years since you left us, and many of us still miss you. Sandy was our plane captain in Chicago. Quite a sad day. For many of us the record was for her. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. buy a cord for a clothes dryer, take it out of the bag, then hold the plug near the outlet to see if it will fit while holding the other end of the cord Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. 5 tandems and one RW, going to the lake tomorrow Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  23. looks like a dog i once had Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.