jakee

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  1. The ironing is delicious. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  2. Umm, Lee Evans really is British Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  3. so, the answer actually is 42? Awesome. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  4. Hey Jakee - did you see this one? Yep. And I am genuinely surprised. I would say though that while I completely disagree with the statement I don't think idrankwhat was actually trying to defend the vandals. I know if I was trying to defend someone I wouldn't compare them to pro-life murderers. (I can never get over the irony of that) Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  5. Of course. You aren't a politician. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  6. Yeah, I was wondering about that. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  7. In the ICBM arena? Do you think any of them really work? So the Russians can either be right all of the time or none of the time? Why? Are they firing ICBM's at us? MAD is the real deterant, and there's still more than enough of that to go around. In the ICBM arena? Can't we destroy the world enough times over already? Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  8. Clerks II! "Where's your cell phone, Peter Hammond?" "I left it at home. " "Okay Peter Hammond, now I want you to think long and hard about the answer to this next question, because if you get it wrong, your tombstone will read, "Here lies Peter Hammond, who valiantly and courageously tried to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by hiding his cell phone, and who ended up getting shot in the fucking face." Now, where's your cell phone?" Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  9. Is it Catch 22? Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  10. Blazing Saddles! Fucking quality "Rip my stockings. Yes, please, rip them." "What?" "Rip them. HEY! Rip. My. Stocking!" "Hey? Lip them? Lip them? What?" Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  11. I got it. It was very good for an american - well done! Have a cookie.
  12. You don't think there are AQ cells in New Jersey right now? Do you think the war in Iraq is making it any more difficult for AQ cells to operate in New Jersey? Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  13. jakee

    To the Poms ..

    Great, so you were able to beat our second choice team when they all had the shits. Good for you! Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  14. Have I, on this thread or anywhere else, attempted to equate normal christians with YEC fundamentalist fraudsters? Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  15. All the jumps I haven't made yet. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  16. Does condecension fit the bill? Still a different word. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  17. The jackass canopy pilots that swoop in the pattern ARE true swoopers, a 270 is a 270 is a 270, they just aren't very good ones. If the jackasses make up more of the swooping population than the committed, careful, CPC type swoopers out there then it would be fair to say that the local low hookturner is more representative of swoopers as a whole than you are. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  18. The Pursuit of Happyness. "Do you know what we do here?" "I think I have a good idea, yes." "Hey, lets say you have NO fuckin' idea ok? If you had any idea of what we do here we would not be very good at our jobs, we would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?" Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  19. I know, and I know you will never stop believing in it.. All I want to find out here is if you are actually capable of admitting that AiG are liars. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  20. Aah, you're back. Had a chance to look into that maths problem yet? I'm surprised it's taken you a week already, it really is a very, very simple question. Whenever you're ready. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  21. If you really don't think there are any Priests out there who would advise women to stay in an abusive relationship because it is 'Gods will' then, well... Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  22. Disgust is neither contempt nor hostility, that's why they are different words. But anyway no, I haven't. In fact, I have stated here that I have respect for some christians, Steveorino for instance. I do think that the story of a divine jesus (or any other religious story) is completely ridiculous and no more credible than a Brothers Grimm fairy tale, but that does not mean I'm disgusted by anyone that happens to believe it. Baffled and bemused perhaps, but not neccesarily disgusted. Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  23. payback No...Heat Of course! Man that was pissing me off "One, two, three, four, five..... five, six drops. . . . . . . No, God no, I slept too long!!!" Do you want to have an ideagasm?
  24. It's probably more my fault. I'll often argue against moderate christians or other religious type people as well, and it's very easy for online posts to come across as significantly less good humoured than they were intended. Do you want to have an ideagasm?