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and doesn't own a dildo (cite invention post). Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Yeah yeah fine rub it in... Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Hey don't be taking credit for my handiwork! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

It's because people don't see what they're missing 'till they can't have it! Either that or maybe your friends are scary. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Yeah but we gotta pay for it Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Yeah this badboy bounced off of 6 or 7 landmines. Badness! Feel the Byron penguin-hate! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Unfortunately, most love potions and spells just don't work, so you can't automatically get someone to sleep with you. I've seen the same concerns from single (and married) people all the time. Why can't they get laid??? Anyone? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Neener neener I know what you work on now! BTW, IMHO the most useful mathematical tool is the taylor expansion. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

It's called an AGLET. And don't ask me how I know that! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

two ply quilted toilet paper. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

I resemble that statement! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

ROFL! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

I think having a pulse is pretty much my only requirement. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Tell them to get back to work and mind their own damn business! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Wow.. so that's how it's done? I knew I did something wrong somewhere.. Do they ever come back after you take the gag out? I think I'll go for a little more human approach.. PSST... hey vdschoor post-whores get all the girls. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

I'll already be there.. nevermind then. There are already enough weenies at the dz! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Nah just take one up on sunset load, tell Derek 90 right, wait for about 3000 miles then chuck a patty out the door. I'll be waiting. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Yeah I just wish girls didn't have cooties! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Does this mean that you can outspeak him? Shouldn't be to much trouble for a girl to outspeak a guy. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

We'll save some for you We will leave it in the fridge ha ha.. Fedex it to me! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

I counted sicks somethings Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Happy b-day! I can't be there but eat some food for me will ya?

Well is a human really human if they are dead? Aren't they just bodies? I can imagine where your friends went with this question. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

we're in the pub! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here

Cool! Congratulations!