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  1. cheers. Well said. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  2. I've given this much thought as well, as have most. I think for me, the biggest thing (other than the family I've made.) is the meditation part. Going through life with 1000 thoughts going 1 000 000 different directions all day, no matter what is happening... that all goes away when I skydive. From the time I leave the airplane, to the time I land... no matter if it's a hop n pop, coach dive, xcountry, CReW, or RW... the only thoughts in my head are what I am doing at that particular moment. For a few minutes a day, I have focus. 100% focus. That for me is healing... I think. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  3. well, if the passenger is cool with either way, then go with your gut. If they feel they want the pics posted/sold, then let that help you decide, and obviously if they didn't then this wouldn't be discussed more than likely. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  4. fool

    Vibes Needed

    ((((vibes))))) to all involved. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  5. excellent... I think I'm more prone to take that advise... except for one thing... I can't imagine a beer would taste all that good after mouth wash... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  6. well, at present I not allowed to have one, and don't usually have any luck with the other either, so... You tell me which is worse lol S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  7. a guy asks his wife what she wants for her anniversary... "a Divorce." she says. "I really wasn't planning on spending that much." he replies. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  8. No, I beleive what she meant was that it was ok to drink the rye and vodka etc... but if you do, understand that it may increase the healing time. I am perfectly ok with that... as long as I don't have to sacrifice the year end party. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  9. now Dave. Be careful what you accuse me of in a public forum like this. hehehe. I will most definately be cleared for the year end... the first question I asked actually, was "what's your definition of excessive?" lol. She explained to me that it's just a healing time thing as far as alcohol affecting your immune system, but NO BEER.. or wine. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  10. lol... at least now I have an excuse to not be gettin any... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  11. hehehe... not unless I said I would in advance... which, as long as the appropriate gear is involved... sure.. why not? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  12. ... to say when you're drunk, I think I've found the king. A friend of mine and I were drinking at the bar a few months ago, and he was talking about how he was going to go get his tongue pierced... me being drunk, and not really think he would want to do it when he was sober say... "oh yeah? well, if you do it, I'll do it." So here I sit with a relatively uncomfortable piece of steel through my tongue... The worst of it all... NO BEER FOR UP TO SIX WEEKS!!!! I guess I'm stuck to rye.... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  13. A quote from one of the tandem masters at our DZ, is "17 years ago I started skydiving, and I lost all my friends. That's ok though... I made better ones." S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  14. Actually, I usually find myself thinking, "I'd rather be at the dropzone... a day full of demos. But yeah, on the days when I HAVE to be somewhere else. Yeah, a demo a day would make everything better. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  15. full arm extension to the side, and let go. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  16. I was pondering the other day about some of the somewhat recent advancments of the sport, and was wondering if anyone had seen someone dock on a tandem...I'm not asking for names or anything, just wondering if it's been done...any info would be great. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  17. fool

    sex one-liners

    A girl I know sent me these, they may have been here before, but I thought they were amusing, so here: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." > --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." -- Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  18. DUDE...GO TO A DOCTOR! I can see putting it off, but somethings gotta give...it's been a thousand years for crying out loud! S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  19. fool

    Tuesday Funny

    I can't beleive they actually charged HER for that...I'm curious...when the guys said "I know what a lion cut is."...does anyone else assume that means that enough people have actually WANTED that done to their poor cats, that the guy didn't evewn look at her funny? Pretty scary. That cat does NOT look very happy. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  20. fool

    My picture

    WOW, your english really improved since yesterday.... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  21. fool

    Buy my carrot?

    no, it means you're wasting time...GET THOSE THINGS ON EBAY!!! if you get half of what that one did it'd still be awesome. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  22. fool

    300000!

    I was refering to the 300k...just trying to do my part. I'll go get the noise makers...oh, wait, I think we ahve enough of those here. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  23. fool

    300000!

    nice work! S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  24. fool

    My picture

    Thanks man. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  25. fool

    My picture

    Could someone resize this one for me? I can't find a way to do it on my computer right now... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".