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  1. please sign in on the post whore thread! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  2. slim

    Happy

    i'm happy cuz I get to master the art of sit flying this weekend at Perris!!!!!! and I got a new staple remover in my office, but thats a whole different thread! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  3. slim

    WHORES unite

    I'm confused wait....i just got it ..... hehehehe A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  4. slim

    WHORES unite

    She who? whahappen? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  5. slim

    WHORES unite

    Is there any question? No, really, is there? Not really... I was just whoring! You were just whoring? Damn you! Here I am trying to make a serious post and all you want to do is whore! Sheez! I wish to formally retract my previous statment about whoring. I was in no way wishing to take up valuble bandwith for my selfish personal gain of post number. Would everyone please forgive me for such a careless use of my and your time. Hello my name is John and I have an addiction, I am a post whore. Welcome to the group John. Step one of our 974 step program is now complete. We will now begin work on step 2. You should have this step completed by sometime in the year 2024. Only then can we believe you are a serious member of PWA. So what is step 2? should I continue to put all of the above clutter in my reply because of my uncontrollabel tendencies toward whoring. Or care for my fellow DZ.com ers and delete come of that whoring nastieness? See? That's where the problem is! In completing step 2 you will know when to snip on your own, without being told to do so. OK, you must reply to this, but snip out all the whoring stuff. (OK, I'll help you a bit. That means reply with nothing included) See? Had you been able to figure out step 2 on your own, you would have snipped it before replying. You're a tad bit slow, but there is hope for you yet! hmmm very interresting.... not really! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  6. slim

    WHORES unite

    who you gonna tell? who cares? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  7. hope the winds die down for you! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  8. slim

    WHORES unite

    more, and they were using their mouth just as much, but there was no talking!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  9. slim

    WHORES unite

    surpisingly.... no A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  10. slim

    WHORES unite

    I always used to have dreams about a room full of whores.... it was nothing like this! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  11. nope, I hear that! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  12. slim

    WHORES unite

    nothin' wrong with a little whoring. 12.7 posts per day! And I only post while I am at work! part time whore! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  13. when I was in skydiving school, level 1, I went to grab the plastic handle to deploy and it was stuck, so I pulled harder, and looked to see the instructor's altimeter in my hand! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  14. glad I am not the only one that is a realist. I like to introduce the women I am with as "my future ex-wife" explains why I am not seeing anyone huh? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  15. slim

    ACCENTS

    I go bananas for a lady with a british accent I grew up in Ireland, so that accent has worn a bit thin with me. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  16. your drunk huh? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  17. [reply Oh, it doesn't have to be just us either. Anyone else want to get in on the battle, get reeeeeeaaaly drunk and stupid, and probably get in trouble? well I am already a third of the way there, just have to get drunk, and get into some trouble... A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  18. I'll be in Vegas friday night, see you there!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  19. thems drinkin' words! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  20. ... ... .... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  21. if you have to see that to learn that it is a bad idea, you have many other problems that need to be dealt with first! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  22. Red Hook, Fat Tire, Henry Wienhard's now those are beers A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'