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  1. me too.....errrr....wait....nevermind! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  2. damn, that is messed up! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  3. welcome to the not so funny farm A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  4. reetin ritin errrrrrr math A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  5. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  6. * la beep * A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  7. hmmmmm....... then I'll agree with the, "no honey, I'll do the dishes" A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  8. you still haven't pee'd or peed or pee'ed? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  9. *DODO HEAD* thats nice A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  10. But what about, "The skydivers' rigs were out on the packing mat"? then we have to ask: y : wernt' day jumpin? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  11. slim

    Bubba Clinton

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  12. Was she that bad?, call a blonde, they know their stuff they are good 'cuz there is nothing in the head to cock block so they take it all!!!!!! audience: BOOOOO HISSSSSSSS BOOOOOO A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  13. Amen to that bro. I second that!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  14. errrrrr.... that blows (been there only my clothes were on the front porch) A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  15. drink or don't, all the other stuff is worthless drabble A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  16. gonna need the video to prove it! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  17. slim

    Bubba Clinton

    bwhahahahahahahahaaaa love it A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  18. slim

    Women suck

    good thought....nahhhhhhhh it's all the women!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  19. you left out "I want to be in a monogamous committed relationship" A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  20. slim

    Women suck

    bhaahahahahahaaha you still think you get a turn?? so nieve... A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  21. Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor indancing like a retard. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that . you love them. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. _____ WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gob. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  22. you start a DZ and I'll come work for ya! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  23. welcome I saw a tattoo a few weeks ago, blue and black ying-yang the blue had clouds and the black had flames. it said "blue skies" on top and "black death" underneath! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  24. bwahahaha sit fly training! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'