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  1. is this gonna be the return of the tit-tee bar? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  2. slim

    for the women

    you haven't seen how skinny my arms are! I am about 40lbs under wieght for my height 6 ft 5 inches 150 lbs I was 135 lbs in that pic! who wants to see that!?!?!?!?!?! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  3. I had a friend that used me for bait (so you know he is butt ugly if he is using me for that) then boom he would literaly stand between me and the lady! I would just pinch his ass, so the girl thought he had a nervous twitch! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  4. slim

    for the women

    if I can post my nappy ass up there, you should be all over posting yours and feeling good about it! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  5. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA $161.00 for a hole punch, I'll pay a mongloid 37 cents an hour with a generic 1 hole punch! bwahahahahahaa A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  6. slim

    for the women

    I shoudda posted that in the Funny pics forum! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  7. instructor's worst nightmare!!!!!! I love it! at some one else's expense, but I love it none the less! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  8. I'll be in Perris Sunday, I'll bring x-tra $$$!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  9. slim

    for the women

    a bit skinny so no muscle shirts actually I make an belemic (spelling?) supermodel look like a fat ass!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  10. I have had a few recently that were FF landings no knees, rather painfull, but funy as all hell so I am told! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  11. I hate it when my wife cockblocks, how am I supposed to get some? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  12. 1 is a temp solution, it might have to come to #3 if the problem persists! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  13. temporo-mandibular joint disorder A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  14. we, as men, can't count any higher! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  15. slim

    WHORES unite

    and they call me a whore!!!!!!! Jeeze.... hahahaha A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  16. Gotta love those!!!!! got pics/video? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  17. congrats bytch!!!!! way to go!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  18. too funny, I love that stuff A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  19. I heard beer so I came running!!!! ohhh a newbie, Welcome to the Skies, sounds like you tore it up last weekend. congrats!!! and welcome to the forums... A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  20. I noticed that when I baked mine, it was a much more snug fit, if you are right on the cusp, buy the large and bake it. then add the liners if need be! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  21. slim

    WHORES unite

    well one southern belle after me is nice, the two of you...thats a dream come true! except I think it is not for the reason i am hoping for!!! no ill will meant A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  22. slim

    WHORES unite

    we luv ya mouth! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  23. slim

    WHORES unite

    I was just thinking that hahahahaha me thinking....thats ripe! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  24. slim

    Last Meal

    I would have a little peppermint and two cigarettes! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'