ryoder 1,400 #1 January 5, 2014 http://www.sfgate.com/news/texas/article/Steven-Seagal-says-he-may-run-for-Ariz-governor-5114435.php"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #2 January 5, 2014 More hair dye! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #3 January 5, 2014 normissMore hair dye! Is that hair? It looks like one of those plastic Elvis-hair pieces, but shorter."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #4 January 5, 2014 He may have stupid looking hair and be a moderately bad actor, but at least he has experience being a navy seal, and peace officer. Alot more than I can say for jon stewart. How fucking boring is it to be a comedian whose only slant is politics? LAME. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #5 January 5, 2014 regulatorHe may have stupid looking hair and be a moderately bad actor, but at least he has experience being a navy seal, and peace officer. Alot more than I can say for jon stewart. How fucking boring is it to be a comedian whose only slant is politics? LAME. I was unaware being a SEAL in the movies counted. Seagal is as fucking phony as a 3 dollar bill.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #6 January 5, 2014 ok fair enough. I thought he was but I was wrong. I am however 100% sure that jon stewart is a total fucktard that makes money from jokes that arent remotely funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #7 January 5, 2014 regulatorok fair enough. I thought he was but I was wrong. I am however 100% sure that jon stewart is a total fucktard that makes money from jokes that arent remotely funny. I can forgive you for being wrong. It's entirely possible you heard it from somebody, possibly Seagal himself where he has flat out lied about it. The truth being he never served yet claimed to be a SEAL?!? How the fuck did he expect to ever get away with that?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #8 January 5, 2014 To make up for miscue I will now show you a real seal. Something that twat jon stewart knows nothing about. Make no mistakes. My disdain for jon stewart goes much deeper than military service. http://undertheradar.military.com/2013/12/marcus-luttrell-talks-lone-survivor/#more-11185 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #9 January 5, 2014 I'm pretty aware of the Marcus Luttrell story. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #10 January 5, 2014 quade Seagal is as fucking phony as a 3 dollar bill. Indeed. As well as the fact the asshole has a history of abusing and injuring the stuntmen who had the misfortune of working with him."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #11 January 5, 2014 ryoder *** Seagal is as fucking phony as a 3 dollar bill. Indeed. As well as the fact the asshole has a history of abusing and injuring the stuntmen who has the misfortune of working with him.Don't forget about the mob connections. http://articles.latimes.com/2003/feb/08/nation/na-seagal8"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #12 January 5, 2014 regulatorok fair enough. I thought he was but I was wrong. I am however 100% sure that jon stewart is a total fucktard that makes money from jokes that arent remotely funny. I'm pretty sure that if his jokes aren't remotely funny, he wouldn't be making money. The voters (watchers) have spoken for now 15 years and apparently you're completely wrong. Or humorless? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #13 January 5, 2014 regulatorHe may have stupid looking hair and be a moderately bad actor, but at least he has experience being a navy seal, and peace officer. Alot more than I can say for jon stewart. How fucking boring is it to be a comedian whose only slant is politics? LAME. You thought Seagal was a navy Seal? That's priceless. Maybe Tom Hanks was an astronaut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #14 January 5, 2014 a) Why is he wearing 2 watches and b) Look on youtube for "Steven Seagal runs like a girl" Fair play to him for his Aikido however. Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,259 #15 January 6, 2014 regulator To make up for miscue I will now show you a real seal. Something that twat jon stewart knows nothing about. Yeah, what a total cock face. How dare he make a career in comedy without being in the special forces first! Anyone who wasn't ever a Navy Seal should just shut the hell up. About everythingDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #16 January 6, 2014 whats funny is you think the crap he says is actual comedy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,259 #17 January 6, 2014 regulatorwhats funny is you think the crap he says is actual comedy. You're not a Navy Seal. Who the hell are you to judge? If you can't swim up the North Korean sewer system to set a bomb in Kim Jong Un's toilet or take out a heavily armed Al Qaeda cell using only a pair of nail scissors then you don't get to be a TV critic.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #18 January 6, 2014 regulatorHe may have stupid looking hair and be a moderately bad actor, but at least he has experience being a navy seal, and peace officer. Alot more than I can say for jon stewart. How fucking boring is it to be a comedian whose only slant is politics? LAME. How LAME. Learn to do a bit of research (I know, I know. Research is above and beyond you but, please, at least, give it an attempt.) Seagal has never even been in the military."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #19 January 6, 2014 Quote You thought Seagal was a navy Seal? That's priceless. Maybe Tom Hanks was an astronaut. Well, of course he is not an astronaut. Who has time to fly into space when there are shrimp to be caught."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #20 January 6, 2014 freethefly Quote You thought Seagal was a navy Seal? That's priceless. Maybe Tom Hanks was an astronaut. Well, of course he is not an astronaut. Who has time to fly into space when there are shrimp to be caught. Hey, cut Tom Hanks some slack, he just got back from being hijacked by pirates. Fortunately Steven Seagal rescued him.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #21 January 6, 2014 jclalor You thought Seagal was a navy Seal? That's priceless. Maybe Tom Hanks was an astronaut. But you can't deny Hanks served admirably in WWII and 'Nam."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #22 January 6, 2014 ryoder *** You thought Seagal was a navy Seal? That's priceless. Maybe Tom Hanks was an astronaut. But you can't deny Hanks served admirably in WWII and 'Nam.Apparently, the army has no problem accepting cross-dressers!"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #23 January 6, 2014 jakee***whats funny is you think the crap he says is actual comedy. You're not a Navy Seal. Who the hell are you to judge? If you can't swim up the North Korean sewer system to set a bomb in Kim Jong Un's toilet or take out a heavily armed Al Qaeda cell using only a pair of nail scissors then you don't get to be a TV critic. I think you need to come out of hillary clintons snatch and take a breath of fresh air. Those fumes are making you lose your mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,259 #24 January 6, 2014 regulator******whats funny is you think the crap he says is actual comedy. You're not a Navy Seal. Who the hell are you to judge? If you can't swim up the North Korean sewer system to set a bomb in Kim Jong Un's toilet or take out a heavily armed Al Qaeda cell using only a pair of nail scissors then you don't get to be a TV critic. I think you need to come out of hillary clintons snatch and take a breath of fresh air. Was Hillary Clinton in the Navy too?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #25 January 6, 2014 Hmmmm... US politics can be amusing. Hillary told New York she always 'felt' like a New Yorker and they made her their Senator. But New Yorkers are an odd bunch. Sorry she promptly shafted them like that, but what did they expect? Maybe she always 'felt' like a Presidential Candidate or Secretary of State as well? California elects actors. Not surprising. At least Jessie Ventura was a Mayor before running for Governor. But...honestly...I don't see Arizona going for this. I can see him on one of those MTV reality shows for has-beens, but not as Arizona's Governor. Nope. No, sir. I've been wrong before.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
