Andy9o8 0 #1 April 1, 2013 I am ashamed of myself. Taxing, spending, giving the world over to sodomites, taking people's guns away, promoting socialism, making fun of native Southerners, making fun of Conservatives' spelling and grammar, blaspheming the Lord, eating quiche, wearing sandals with socks, hugging trees, liking San Francisco. I don't know what I could have been thinking, but I'm done with it all. I am deeply sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,145 #2 April 1, 2013 Quote I am deeply sorry I agree Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #3 April 1, 2013 At least you're not a nihilist. Kudos for having an ethos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 April 1, 2013 Uh huh.....Thank you Miss April 2013.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 18 #6 April 1, 2013 Now if you can just give up lawyering"America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,394 #7 April 1, 2013 So you just got mugged? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #8 April 1, 2013 QuoteNow if you can just give up lawyering I'm doing that, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #9 April 1, 2013 Quote So you just got mugged? Nope. I've found Jesus Christ. Well, not just that. I was reading Ann Coulter and it just struck me that she makes such good sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,394 #10 April 1, 2013 Quote Quote So you just got mugged? Nope. I've found Jesus Christ. That guy wandered off again?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #11 April 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote So you just got mugged? Nope. I've found Jesus Christ. That guy wandered off again? Give him a break; he's 2,000 yrs old. Gets confused occasionally. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie 3 #12 April 1, 2013 another view on ishtar.http://kitswv.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #14 April 1, 2013 Oh!! How could I forget?? Death penalty! The more nut-cases we kill, the fewer will, uh, hog all the assault weapons. Another win-win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,257 #15 April 1, 2013 Quote Nope. I've found Jesus Christ. Well, not just that. I was reading Ann Coulter and it just struck me that she makes such good sense. A joke's a joke, but that's just going too fuckin' farDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #16 April 1, 2013 Quote Quote Nope. I've found Jesus Christ. Well, not just that. I was reading Ann Coulter and it just struck me that she makes such good sense. A joke's a joke, but that's just going too fuckin' far I forgot to mention that she's beautiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,394 #17 April 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Nope. I've found Jesus Christ. Well, not just that. I was reading Ann Coulter and it just struck me that she makes such good sense. A joke's a joke, but that's just going too fuckin' far I forgot to mention that she's beautiful. Well, Bill Maher used to date her."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #18 April 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote Nope. I've found Jesus Christ. Well, not just that. I was reading Ann Coulter and it just struck me that she makes such good sense. A joke's a joke, but that's just going too fuckin' far I forgot to mention that she's beautiful. Well, Bill Maher used to date her. Yeah, well bill maher has a history of making bad decisions. See "pizza man" circa 1991. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 198 #19 April 1, 2013 Nice to know you've finally seen the errors of your ways. No more protesting capital punishment on Mondays and supporting Roe v. Wade on Tuesdays. You'll no longer be on the wrong side of history. You won't have to worry about people linking you to such excellent social programs like The Great Society and unemployment benefits for 99 weeks.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #20 April 1, 2013 Tomorrow's another day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #21 April 2, 2013 QuoteI am ashamed of myself. Taxing, spending, giving the world over to sodomites, taking people's guns away, promoting socialism, making fun of native Southerners, making fun of Conservatives' spelling and grammar, blaspheming the Lord, eating quiche, wearing sandals with socks, hugging trees, liking San Francisco. I don't know what I could have been thinking, but I'm done with it all. I am deeply sorry. You stupid asshole! You know you don't mean a word of that! What the hell's wrong with you? Get back in your cage! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #22 April 2, 2013 People, I apologize for my evil twin, Skippy. He only does this once a year. Workers of the world, unite! From each according to his ability to each according to his need! Tax!! Spend!! Gimme that gun! Long live President Hillary Clinton. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #23 April 2, 2013 http://www.wepapers.com/Papers/70939/files/swf/70001To75000/70939.swf?dummy=1781305583Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #24 April 2, 2013 Couldn't read it - too many big words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 18 #25 April 2, 2013 Quote Couldn't read it - too many big words. Back to being a liberal I see"America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
