RonD1120 58 #1 November 28, 2012 The only thing more dangerous than a monkey with a machine gun is a doctor with a new pilot's license.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #2 November 28, 2012 Quote Quote The only thing more dangerous than a monkey with a machine gun is a doctor with a new pilot's license. Is it wrong that I can't stop watching this and laughing? [Eastwood voice] "This is the AK-47, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you." [/Eastwood voice] It depends which monkey you are laughing at, the one holding the AK-47 or the one who handed it to him.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #3 November 28, 2012 One moment he's a cute, innocent monkey. But hand him a gun and in the next moment he becomes a dangerous killer. Just like what happens when you hand many cute, innocent humans a gun. They've then just got to go out and shoot someone or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #4 November 28, 2012 Quote Quote The only thing more dangerous than a monkey with a machine gun is a doctor with a new pilot's license. Is it wrong that I can't stop watching this and laughing? [Eastwood voice] "This is the AK-47, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you." [/Eastwood voice] Samuel L Jackson is the best reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk6Utpg5JcM"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #5 November 28, 2012 Hes a chimp not a monkey.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #6 November 28, 2012 QuoteHes a chimp not a monkey. Thank you for that clarification. I didn't realize there was social class snobbery amongst the various primate species. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #7 November 28, 2012 Quote Quote Hes a chimp not a monkey. Thank you for that clarification. I didn't realize there was social class snobbery amongst the various primate species. Finally, you now sound much more like yourself, old Texan fellow .... must be a relief. And: Who's talking about snobbery?? You. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #8 November 29, 2012 Quote Quote Hes a chimp not a monkey. Thank you for that clarification. I didn't realize there was social class snobbery amongst the various primate species. Of course there is. Gun owning primates naturally look down on their inferior non-gun owning primates. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #9 November 29, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_HFyNDNsJo this one didn't kill anyone, but I know who is NOT having sex tonight scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #10 November 29, 2012 QuoteFinally, you now sound much more like yourself, old Texan fellow .... must be a relief. Huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #11 November 29, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Hes a chimp not a monkey. Thank you for that clarification. I didn't realize there was social class snobbery amongst the various primate species. Of course there is. Gun owning primates naturally look down on their inferior non-gun owning primates. Owning a gun makes you superior? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites