lawrocket 3 #1 May 16, 2006 Obviously, proper licenses would be needed. The issue appears to be starvation, and this is a problem that requires human intervention to make existence more humane. This problem is apparently rooted in the desire by many to cause no harm. Yet, the suffering caused by the law of unintended consequences appears very real. To be on the shore of North Carolina during this time of year must be indicative of the relative misery that they face. I think it's time to organize a groups of humane activists to once again travel through harsh climates to save these populations. Here's my preferred control stick There are also junior models available, and those from the cricket-playing nations are encouraged to bring their own versions. There are also issues of similar suffering in the populations around Mt. St. Helens. Opening these populations up to humane intervention with boom sticks may be the best option., as well. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #2 May 16, 2006 Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club? - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #3 May 16, 2006 Quote Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club? yeah, he went to the bar and pulled out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, a duck and a talking horse the bartender asked "what is this, a joke?" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #4 May 16, 2006 "OK, kids, sorry about the cartoon. Hmm . . . OK, how about a joke? A guy walks into a bar with a 12 inch pianist . . . geez, can't tell that one . . . OK, a rabbi, a hooker and . . . ooh, not that one either . . ." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #5 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuote Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club? yeah, he went to the bar and pulled out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist... Would you repeat that please, I'm a little hard of hearing.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 May 17, 2006 Harp seals are liberals. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #7 May 17, 2006 QuoteHarp seals are liberals. They have only been trying to preserve their traditional family values. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #8 May 17, 2006 a skeleton walks into a bar, barkeep says what will it be, skeleton says a beer and a mop..... now that's a sidesplitter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #9 May 17, 2006 A guy's standing in a supermarket when he sees an attractive 20-something looking at him. He returns her stare and she smiles and waves. He goes over to her and says: "Excuse me, but do I know you?" She replies "I'm sure you're the father of one of my children". He looks shocked... "Are you the stripper who was at my stag party?.. The one I had sex with on the pool table while your partner beat me with a piece of wet celery!?" She says... "No... I'm your Son's English Teacher!". Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 49 #10 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club? yeah, he went to the bar and pulled out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist... Would you repeat that please, I'm a little hard of hearing. He said pianist, John. P-I-A-N-I-S-T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #11 May 17, 2006 This drunk is in a grocery store in line behind a young woman. She sees him looking at her purchase (working down the conveyor: quart of orange juice, a half dozen eggs, roll of paper towels, quart of milk. The looks up at her and notes, "Hey, you're single aren't you?" She replies, amazed, "why yes, how could you tell?" Drunk "because you're ugly" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
