Duckwater 0 #1 May 12, 2005 I have been skydiving a few years and I have a thought that I would like to share. This might sound irrational. I find myself a bit eager to experience the rush of a blow-job firsthand. Maybe I am being a drama whore, but I am amazed at how blow jobs bring about a sense of fellowship in our sport. People talk about blow jobs all the time on DZ.com and I am amazed at how it has become such an accepted topic. There are always the social gatherings like the orgies, and nude dives dedicated to the participants. Receiving a blow job has truly become a prerequisite to nobility. I watch skydivers who have recently had a blow job, they always seem to carry themselves with a quiet solemnity. Perhaps they think they have a notch in their belts because they had the pugnacity to continue despite not really getting laid. I would like to know if anyone out there feels the same way I do. Has getting a blow job become a “check” on the list of things we are suppose to experience as we become more seasoned skydivers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 May 12, 2005 Quote I have been skydiving a few years and I have a thought that I would like to share. This might sound irrational. I find myself a bit eager to experience the rush of a blow-job firsthand. Maybe I am being a drama whore, but I am amazed at how blow jobs bring about a sense of fellowship in our sport. People talk about blow jobs all the time on DZ.com and I am amazed at how it has become such an accepted topic. There are always the social gatherings like the orgies, and nude dives dedicated to the participants. Receiving a blow job has truly become a prerequisite to nobility. I watch skydivers who have recently had a blow job, they always seem to carry themselves with a quiet solemnity. Perhaps they think they have a notch in their belts because they had the pugnacity to continue despite not really getting laid. I would like to know if anyone out there feels the same way I do. Has getting a blow job become a “check” on the list of things we are suppose to experience as we become more seasoned skydivers? Try http://www.gay.com/index.html Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #3 May 13, 2005 dude this is the funniest shit i have ever read !!!!! Duckwater you are truly a bro in the sport ! well done on taking the piss and defusing another thread, Oh man, this is freaking hilarious !! For those of you who dont know why this is funny go read ' desire to witness a fatality " thread.. you can be my neighbour anyday dude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #5 May 13, 2005 NEVER give me your phone #....Here is me and a fellow CA skydiver calling random #'s pretending they have an ad for a truck for sale in the paper. TruckForSale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #6 May 13, 2005 dude you are one funny motherfucker ... i'm listening to all your pranks right nowThis ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #9 May 13, 2005 GaySoftballLeague Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SupaFreeFly 0 #10 May 13, 2005 All i have to say, is that post is by far the funniest shit i have evr read in my life, props buddy, mad props -Oh shit were am i, were are my clothes???- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #11 May 13, 2005 Quote I have been skydiving a few years and I have a thought that I would like to share. This might sound irrational. I find myself a bit eager to experience the rush of a blow-job firsthand. Dude, seriously- I've been there. I've witnessed receiving a blowjob, and man, it will change your life forever.... Duckwater- absolutley fucking hilarious. You so made my night. After a shitty day, reading your post put a huge smile on my face... The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #12 May 13, 2005 That's some funny shit, but I'm a little dissapointed in the gay softball league. I was hoping you'd have some uptight-less-than-accepting straight guy thinking he was signed up for a gay softball league Fodder for your next round of calls maybe?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Duckwater 0 #13 May 13, 2005 AnsweringService -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #14 May 13, 2005 plagiarism is not funny mister!! this is speakers cornhole and if you can't respect that, then there is no hope for any of us."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpergirl 0 #15 May 13, 2005 BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Listening to your calls right now... very funny!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EBSB52 0 #16 May 13, 2005 QuoteNEVER give me your phone #....Here is me and a fellow CA skydiver calling random #'s pretending they have an ad for a truck for sale in the paper. TruckForSale That's funny shit, you "bastard!!!" Jerky boys part 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Alias 0 #17 May 13, 2005 Spit coffee on the monitor - out my nose! AND was worth it! That rocked! Carpe Diem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #18 May 13, 2005 I wish I still had those emails we exchanged some years back. Did you ever get a reserve and start pulling above 500 feet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #19 May 13, 2005 I think the funniest prank call you ever made was the one where Rich and I turned it around and made the prank on you. That was funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TypicalFish 0 #20 May 13, 2005 QuoteThat's some funny shit, but I'm a little dissapointed in the gay softball league. I was hoping you'd have some uptight-less-than-accepting straight guy thinking he was signed up for a gay softball league Fodder for your next round of calls maybe? Dude, no straight guy in his right mind would sign up for a gay softball league. Gay guys are typically in MUCH better shape. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydivingNurse 0 #21 May 13, 2005 Bwahahahahaha! Adapting my reply makes me look like a total idiot Quote There is nothing fascinating about blowjobs. There is nothing to learn from looking at the sticky mess someone has just left. I have never witnessed a blowjob, I hope to God I never do. I have, however, seen more than my share of cunnilingus, and there is nothing "elite" about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #22 May 13, 2005 Dude, you're the fucking man. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites traker 0 #23 May 13, 2005 Personal attack deleted. Consider this your one warning. "we can either clmib down...or take the 15 second express shuttle" ---- during a snow storm on a 1000 foot antenna Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites murps2000 86 #24 May 14, 2005 this has been viewed nearly 100x but only 4 have responded. i probably threw in 10 of those views because i kept reopening to make sure that was REALLY what you wrote. i guess i don't know what to say yet. it's disturbing to say the least.Quote Has getting a blow job become a “check” on the list of things we are suppose to experience as we become more seasoned skydivers? a check list? i hope not! you're making it sound like something you would enjoy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites murps2000 86 #25 May 14, 2005 Hmmmmm. Don't know if you have posted this to stir things up or what. Bear in mind that if i get a blowjob even now at my early stages, it is likely to be a friend of mine. And even if it wasn't i still don't want to see it. Quote Receiving a blow job has truly become a prerequisite to nobility. I watch skydivers who have recently had a blow job, they always seem to carry themselves with a quiet solemnity. Perhaps they think they have a notch in their belts because they had the pugnacity to continue despite not really getting laid. I really hope you don't think this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Keith 0 #12 May 13, 2005 That's some funny shit, but I'm a little dissapointed in the gay softball league. I was hoping you'd have some uptight-less-than-accepting straight guy thinking he was signed up for a gay softball league Fodder for your next round of calls maybe?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #13 May 13, 2005 AnsweringService -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #14 May 13, 2005 plagiarism is not funny mister!! this is speakers cornhole and if you can't respect that, then there is no hope for any of us."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #15 May 13, 2005 BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Listening to your calls right now... very funny!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EBSB52 0 #16 May 13, 2005 QuoteNEVER give me your phone #....Here is me and a fellow CA skydiver calling random #'s pretending they have an ad for a truck for sale in the paper. TruckForSale That's funny shit, you "bastard!!!" Jerky boys part 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias 0 #17 May 13, 2005 Spit coffee on the monitor - out my nose! AND was worth it! That rocked! Carpe Diem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #18 May 13, 2005 I wish I still had those emails we exchanged some years back. Did you ever get a reserve and start pulling above 500 feet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #19 May 13, 2005 I think the funniest prank call you ever made was the one where Rich and I turned it around and made the prank on you. That was funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #20 May 13, 2005 QuoteThat's some funny shit, but I'm a little dissapointed in the gay softball league. I was hoping you'd have some uptight-less-than-accepting straight guy thinking he was signed up for a gay softball league Fodder for your next round of calls maybe? Dude, no straight guy in his right mind would sign up for a gay softball league. Gay guys are typically in MUCH better shape. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #21 May 13, 2005 Bwahahahahaha! Adapting my reply makes me look like a total idiot Quote There is nothing fascinating about blowjobs. There is nothing to learn from looking at the sticky mess someone has just left. I have never witnessed a blowjob, I hope to God I never do. I have, however, seen more than my share of cunnilingus, and there is nothing "elite" about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #22 May 13, 2005 Dude, you're the fucking man. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
traker 0 #23 May 13, 2005 Personal attack deleted. Consider this your one warning. "we can either clmib down...or take the 15 second express shuttle" ---- during a snow storm on a 1000 foot antenna Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murps2000 86 #24 May 14, 2005 this has been viewed nearly 100x but only 4 have responded. i probably threw in 10 of those views because i kept reopening to make sure that was REALLY what you wrote. i guess i don't know what to say yet. it's disturbing to say the least.Quote Has getting a blow job become a “check” on the list of things we are suppose to experience as we become more seasoned skydivers? a check list? i hope not! you're making it sound like something you would enjoy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murps2000 86 #25 May 14, 2005 Hmmmmm. Don't know if you have posted this to stir things up or what. Bear in mind that if i get a blowjob even now at my early stages, it is likely to be a friend of mine. And even if it wasn't i still don't want to see it. Quote Receiving a blow job has truly become a prerequisite to nobility. I watch skydivers who have recently had a blow job, they always seem to carry themselves with a quiet solemnity. Perhaps they think they have a notch in their belts because they had the pugnacity to continue despite not really getting laid. I really hope you don't think this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
