Muenkel 0 #1 September 29, 2004 Is the man actually using the spray on shit or laying in a tanning bed? He looks ridiculous. Haven't any of his advisers told him this? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #2 September 29, 2004 Looks like the spray on crap. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 September 29, 2004 Like they said on "The Late Late Show" last night, he's a racist flip flopper after the Latino vote. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 September 29, 2004 Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass. However. All of the college kids that greeted said he looked like that when he arrived. Yet another flip-flop. Christ. This man can't even tell the truth about a fucking tan! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #5 September 29, 2004 I have GOT to say "Spray On"..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #6 September 29, 2004 QuoteKerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass. However. All of the college kids that greeted said he looked like that when he arrived. Yet another flip-flop. Christ. This man can't even tell the truth about a fucking tan! A lie is a lie, not a chane of position. Thats a stretch. It's simple. He wanted to look warmer on TV, and to be look drastically different from Bush. Tan comes across as healthier on TV. And what the hell is the big deal about someone getting tan? Now that is a real issue. Maybe all the attention to this will help the real issues get talked about?_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 September 29, 2004 QuoteIt's simple. He wanted to look warmer on TV, and to be look drastically different from Bush. Tan comes across as healthier on TV. But it's a fake tan. So he will look fake warmer and fake healthier on TV. There's a strategy. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #8 September 29, 2004 QuoteTan comes across as healthier on TV. Do you believe regular heavy exercise, like running, comes across as healthier on TV? . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 September 29, 2004 QuoteIt's simple. He wanted to look warmer on TV, and to be look drastically different from Bush. Tan comes across as healthier on TV. Getting a tan for TV is a bad idea. Tell the make up artist what you need, they'll make you look like you've been on the Riviera for 20 years! And still look good on TV... QuoteAnd what the hell is the big deal about someone getting tan? Now that is a real issue. If nothing else, it allows some to go for the (never heard before): "Kerry is flip-flopping again. Pitch white one day, tan the other..." Tuna, knock yourself out... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 September 29, 2004 It's a good thing he is tall because he is really starting to look like an Oompa Loompa. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 September 29, 2004 Maybe he is an oompa loompa with a growth hormone problem?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 September 29, 2004 QuoteMaybe he is an oompa loompa with a growth hormone problem? Hmm...that is a possibility. Maybe this is a question the Oompa Loompa's can answer. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #13 September 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteIt's simple. He wanted to look warmer on TV, and to be look drastically different from Bush. Tan comes across as healthier on TV. But it's a fake tan. So he will look fake warmer and fake healthier on TV. There's a strategy. He probably got the fake tan a few days ahead of time so it would be more even by Thursday night. Ever since the Nixon/Kennedy debate all candidates have paid attention to appearance. I'm sure GW has had some work done on him the last couple days as well. While you are at it, point out how all those female politicians that wear high heels, makeup, nail polish, shoulder pads, etc as being fake._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #14 September 29, 2004 QuoteIs the man actually using the spray on shit or laying in a tanning bed? He looks ridiculous. Haven't any of his advisers told him this? You know...I noticed that the other day and just didn't say anything about it to my wife. I thought it might just be the camera lighting. I was wrong. He looks kinda freaky. It would be different if he was truly an outdoorsman or had a reputation for working outside but his is obviously, if not ridiculously, fake. At least he's consistent, however, with his insincerity. Predictable (i.e. tell you what you want to hear or show you what he thinks you want to see whether he believes it or not). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #15 September 29, 2004 A tan is unhealthy for white folks. A tan is the body's way of telling you that you are abusing your skin.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdhill 0 #16 September 29, 2004 He looks like he got two #2's... if you saw the Friends episode, you'll know what I mean... JAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #17 September 29, 2004 QuoteDo you believe regular heavy exercise, like running, comes across as healthier on TV? Maybe it's all that windsurfing Kerry does... LOL... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #18 September 29, 2004 Josh that was a great episode. I saw it for the first time last month when I was in Canada. Thanks for the laugh.... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #19 September 29, 2004 Growth hormone problems are no joke... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 September 29, 2004 QuoteGrowth hormone problems are no joke... Just cuz the NBA says it - doesn't make it true. Kidding Vinnie - As far as the tan - He looked like a horse before - he just looks like a palomino now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #21 September 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteGrowth hormone problems are no joke... Just cuz the NBA says it - doesn't make it true. Kidding Vinnie - As far as the tan - He looked like a horse before - he just looks like a palomino now. I think he looks like Treebeard the Ent.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #22 September 29, 2004 I think he's hot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 September 29, 2004 Ew. I think he looks like slowly melting leather. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #24 September 29, 2004 I think George W. is hot too. I want both of them at the same time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 September 29, 2004 QuoteI think George W. is hot too. I want both of them at the same time Ohhhhh, I get it. It's the power, right? Has to be. Tell me that's it. Please. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
