rodeochic 0 #1 April 11, 2001 I know the truth!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #2 April 11, 2001 You gonna tell the rest of us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #3 April 11, 2001 The TRUTH!!!...........you couldnt handle the truth!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #4 April 11, 2001 I know the truth about tobbaco!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpingKayAus 0 #5 April 11, 2001 NO FAIR!!!Easy Exits~JKA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #6 April 12, 2001 I'm true to myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #7 April 12, 2001 Oopps ... that was me being true to myself... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #8 April 12, 2001 Truth is cool. My lobster is cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HopnPop 0 #9 April 12, 2001 Liar!!! No one knows THE TRUTH!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #10 April 12, 2001 42------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #11 April 12, 2001 Okay, I only now the truth about Beer...and that is that I owe alot of it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #12 April 12, 2001 umm.....can someone tell me the "truth" about what this thread is about?? :)cielos azulesBrandon and Laurahttp://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/a work in progress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
what42 0 #13 April 12, 2001 Truthfully, this thread is all about the truth. Either you know it or you don't. Truth is not something that can be taught.Wesley--I want to fly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #14 April 12, 2001 you can be taught to tell the truth!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #15 April 12, 2001 the truth? what is that. don't you all know i have 87,000 kumps and they were all on my 12 sq. ft. canopy i made from a bed sheet! now that's the truth.<> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #16 April 12, 2001 The truth is in the mind of the acceptably stupid people. If you realise that you don't know anything you actually no more than everyone else. This is how Socrates thought. There are some things that man will probably never know like why this post was begun to begin with.Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 April 12, 2001 Quote There are some things that man will probably never know like why this post was begun to begin with.Dude man, that's deepMuch love and blue skies,Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarrettJ99 0 #18 April 12, 2001 Zennie, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question, not the truth... And remember, "the only true knowledge is knowing that we know nothing..."-T1C-30757 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #19 April 12, 2001 QuoteZennie, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question, not the truthDAMN!!!!!! I thought it was 9 o'well my badjason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #20 April 12, 2001 You knew the truth. It is not a constant. It has changed.:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #21 April 12, 2001 Quote42 is the answer to the ultimate question, not the truth... Ah! But if 42 is the answer to the ultimate question, then it must necessarily encompass the truth as well! For is not the answer to the ultimate question also something we can call the truth? Ow! My brain hurts! ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #22 April 12, 2001 cacophoney...you are so much into thought than I am. I was just trying to figure out what was going on in this thread. I'm still not sure...You lost me around though on yours around: "mind"Brandon and Laurahttp://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/a work in progress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #23 April 12, 2001 This is starting to remind me of that scene from The Princess Bride...Man in black: But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.Vizzini: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.Man in black: You're that smart?Vizzini: Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard or Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?Man in black: Yes.Vizzini: Morons!Man in black: Really! In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.Vizzini: For the princess? To the death? I accept!Man in black: Good, then pour the wine. [Vizzini pours the wine] Inhale this but do not touch.Vizzini: [taking a vial from the man in black] I smell nothing.Man in black: What you do not smell is Iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.Vizzini: [shrugs with laughter] Hmmm.Man in black: [turning his back, and adding the poison to one of the goblets] Alright, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink - and find out who is right, and who is dead.Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine it from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemies? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you...But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.Man in black: You've made your decision then?Vizzini: [happily] Not remotely! Because Iocaine comes from Australia. As everyone knows, Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So, I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.Man in black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.Vizzini: Wait 'till I get going!! ...where was I?Man in black: Australia.Vizzini: Yes! Australia! And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin,so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.Man in black: You're just stalling now.Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong...so you could have put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied...and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!Man in black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.Vizzini: It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is!Man in black: Then make your choice.Vizzini: I will, and I choose... [pointing behind the man in black] What in the world can that be?Man in black: [turning around, while Vizzini switches goblets] What?! Where?! I don't see anything.Vizzini: Oh, well, I...I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. [Vizzini laughs]Man in black: What's so funny?Vizzini: I...I'll tell you in a minute. First, lets drink, me from my glass and you from yours.[They both drink]Man in black: You guessed wrong.Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line![Vizzini continues to laugh hysterically. Suddenly, he stops and falls right over. The Man in black removes the blindfold from the princess]Buttercup: Who are you?Man in black: I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you'll ever need know.Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.Man in black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up immunity to iocaine powder.------------Blue Skies!ZennieEdited by Zennie on 4/11/01 08:43 PM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #24 April 12, 2001 pleeze tell me that the previous was a copy/paste!Brandon and Laurahttp://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/a work in progress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #25 April 12, 2001 Yeah, but I had to add the HTML tags for the boldface & italics. ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
