paddyFrenchman 0 #1 August 30, 2001 Let's start another one of those sexist thread Things you'll never hear a woman say1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.5. Bar food again!? Kick ass!6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.10. Honey,! come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Jennifer's bare ass.11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!14. You are so much smarter than my father.15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.21. I'll be out painting the house.22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.25. Your mother is way better than mine.26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire?28. Look! My ass is fatter than yours."Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #2 August 30, 2001 No offense pFm....but these have made the email rounds a few times over.....But they are good!!!! Old, but good.Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyFrenchman 0 #3 August 30, 2001 haven't been there long enough pyke...I just couldn't help myself... they are really good..."Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 August 30, 2001 Hey, I've never seen it before!And many people have heard me say many of those things. So PHBBBBBLLLTTT!!! *still feeling onery* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 August 30, 2001 Quote*still feeling onery*Need some help with this onery feeling? I'm an expert onery eradicator!! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyFrenchman 0 #6 August 30, 2001 Quotemany people have heard me say many of those thingsWhat a woman !!! Jess, youshould come to ireland for a visit... you'll be very welcome "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 August 30, 2001 Well...I can't really say never cause I did date one girl my entire life that said this often. But she was the only one!"I really want to have anal sex tonight."She was a very good girl!"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #8 August 30, 2001 QuoteSo PHBBBBBLLLTTT!!! PHBBBBBLLLTTT yourself!!!And don't stick that tongue out unless you want someone to suck on it!*still feeling horny*Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 August 30, 2001 QuoteAnd don't stick that tongue out unless you want someone to suck on it!WHOA!I can hear the tongue rings clanking now! *starting to feel horny*QuoteWhat a woman !!! Jess, youshould come to ireland for a visit... you'll be very welcomeOoh, excellent. That's tops on my list of destinations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #10 August 30, 2001 Hmm...let's see...there are quite a few in there that I have or would say!2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.5. Bar food again!? Kick ass!10. Honey,! come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Jennifer's bare ass.17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.(rarely do anyway...do more now that my son's started to appreciate boobies tho )20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride. (not a harley tho...preferably a sport bike and he has to share!)23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! (depends on how old she is..that could be gross!)28. Look! My ass is fatter than yours. (all the damn time! lol!)Now, I never would say this of course:12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.A new page! Bi-Plane pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #11 August 30, 2001 QuoteI can hear the tongue rings clanking now! *starting to feel horny*Ok, now you've done it....(how do you hide your *excitement* in an office full of women??? Easy...don't get up for a long time!!!)Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #12 August 30, 2001 "staring to feel horny" ??you are ALWAYS horny, that doesn't change.sisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #13 August 30, 2001 Quoteyou are ALWAYS horny, that doesn't change.Who, ME?! LOL!!There isn't much to excite me at work...that's why I spend so much time here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 August 30, 2001 "you are ALWAYS horny, that doesn't change.'That is a quality that a male prostitute needs......"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #15 August 30, 2001 well I was referring to Pyke...but Jessica, I didn't know you were perenially horny too!?!Join the club.See you this weekend???HUH? GOING to the boogie? or househunting??what'll it be, sister?!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #16 August 30, 2001 LET'S BOOGIE BABY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #18 August 30, 2001 lolOr how about :Darling, please can I pack your parachute for you?Lets not go out for dinner and a movie, just stay home and shag each other senseless so you can have more money for jump tickets.Please, can we spend all our holidays on drop zones?Titanic is boring, lets rather watch your skydiving movies again!!Sweetie, I got my pilot's license and daddy just gave me an Otter and a brewery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #19 August 31, 2001 QuoteSweetie, I got my pilot's license and daddy just gave me an Otter and a brewery.Sounds impossible, but it is a damned fine dream..... JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #20 August 31, 2001 QuoteSweetie, I got my pilot's license and daddy just gave me an Otter and a brewery.Where is she!!?? I'm in love!! I don't even care if she is 400# 3' tall with a glass eye!!ok ok I have my standards, she has to be at least 4' tall My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #21 August 31, 2001 Quote Lets not go out for dinner and a movie, just stay home and shag each other senseless so you can have more money for jump tickets.Please, can we spend all our holidays on drop zones?Titanic is boring, lets rather watch your skydiving movies again!! Skreamer darling...you know us dz.com gurls say this on a regular basis!Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #22 August 31, 2001 Quote"Darling, please can I pack your parachute for you?Lets not go out for dinner and a movie, just stay home and shag each other senseless so you can have more money for jump tickets.Please, can we spend all our holidays on drop zones?Titanic is boring, lets rather watch your skydiving movies again!!Sweetie, I got my pilot's license and daddy just gave me an Otter and a brewery."ROFMAO - I really hate to gloat, but.... Man, it must suck to be the rest of you! I've heard Pam say every one of those things in one form or another (with the exception of the pilot/otter thing) and several things from the original list as well. Ahhh... it's good to be me. The only thing better than finding that one true love, the one that you know without any doubt will be by your side for the rest of your life, is finding that on true love and she loves skydiving as much (or more) than you do! Yeah, I don't mean to gloat.... oh wait, yeah I do! lol "If words were wisdom, I'd be talkin' even more.." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #23 August 31, 2001 QuoteYeah, I don't mean to gloat.... oh wait, yeah I do! lol Good for you and congradulations, BUT STFU!! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #24 August 31, 2001 QuoteROFMAO - I really hate to gloat, but.... Merrick, that makes 2 of us! lolRemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #25 August 31, 2001 *blush* Thanks baby :)Hemp/skydiving jewelry pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
