Jessica 0 #1 January 30, 2002 Here's your chance!I quit smoking about a month ago, and I think I'm gonna stay the course. But I need insurance.Therefore, if any of y'all ever see me with a lit cigarette in my mouth, you have my full permission to just haul back and let me have it. Feel free to throw in a "What in the @#$@^%@ do you think you're #$%@#^% doing you !$%@#^%!!!"If I'm really drunk at the time, you may want to wait until the next morning to do it, because otherwise I might not feel it/remember it. But it's certainly up to you.Remember: a LIT CIGARETTE, IN MY MOUTH. Not, as one of my friends suggested, if I look like I'm thinking about cigarettes. That's too subjective.Thanks for your support!Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 January 30, 2002 Way to go, Jessica! One of the few times where quitters win. I'm not into smacking women around, but I'll tell you you've been really bad and steal your jump tickets as punishment instead. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 January 30, 2002 Way to go, Jessica! I love it when I hear people say they are trying to quit smoking, especially you youngsters. You get free beer from me whenever we meet, if you keep it up!AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 January 30, 2002 QuoteYou get free beer from me whenever we meet, if you keep it up!Heh, great! Well, if my friends do their job, then you'll be able to tell right away if I'm not keeping it up by the black eyes.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #5 January 30, 2002 Way to go Jessica! It will be hard...but as a little motivation, just think how much you will be saving to spend on jump tickets!!!!! Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #6 January 30, 2002 QuoteI'm not into smacking women around, but I'll tell you you've been really bad and steal your jump tickets as punishment instead.Pussy!!! If I see you smoking I'll slap you right back into the kitchen - where you belong! (you too Jessica!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #7 January 30, 2002 Take it to the PMs please Will. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #8 January 30, 2002 QuoteTake it to the PMs please Will.ROTFLPet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #9 January 30, 2002 Thats OK Emma.. he hasnt said the P word, so Jessica's thread wont get locked!Congrats Jessica! and do you like it when it hurts a little bit, or a lot? lolRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 January 30, 2002 jess,i'll help out...now, instead of smackin you can i spank you????... i feel your pain though... i still smoke and it is hard to quit..... i did run 2 miles today in 15:07 so i guess i don't smoke that much............ keep it up... it is so easy to start again......"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #11 January 30, 2002 Quotehe hasnt said the P word, so Jessica's thread wont get locked!The penis mightier than the sword!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #12 January 30, 2002 ROTFLMAOand they say poetry is dead!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #13 January 30, 2002 QuoteTherefore, if any of y'all ever see me with a lit cigarette in my mouth, you have my full permission to just haul back and let me have it.Don't worry, I promise if I see you I'll treat you like a bad girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #14 January 30, 2002 Skreamer,QuoteThe penis mightier than the sword!!WHOOO-HOOOO!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!Damn, dude, I almost died from that!!!TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" once... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #15 January 30, 2002 QuoteDon't worry, I promise if I see you I'll treat you like a bad girl.Remember the rules, people! No unprovoked roughhousing if I don't have one burning and hanging from my lip!And provoked roughhousing is negotiatiated on a case-by-case basis.Kinky bastards....Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #16 January 30, 2002 Jess,QuoteNo unprovoked roughhousing if I don't have one burning and hanging from my lip!Does this mean that if I catch you passed out, it's ok to place one of my lit cigarettes between your lips and then feed you a knuckle sandwich?? Just asking...TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #17 January 30, 2002 Yes......several times.Any other questions ?Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #18 January 30, 2002 QuoteDoes this mean that if I catch you passed out, it's ok to place one of my lit cigarettes between your lips and then feed you a knuckle sandwich?? Just asking...Have you thought about law school?God forbid you ever catch me passed out, cigarettes or no. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #19 January 30, 2002 Aww, now Jessica,You know I wouldn't hit you...I might hit ON you, but I would never hit you...lol. And yeah, I thought about law school but I'm having more fun sitting here, messing with people's minds...lol.TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #20 January 30, 2002 Yup, you smokey smokey you get bitch slapped! *drawing arm back* You're thinking about smoking aren't you? Don't make me give you a warning bitch slap! Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #21 January 30, 2002 QuoteYou're thinking about smoking aren't you? Don't make me give you a warning bitch slap!Dave, may I refer you to the next-to-last paragraph of the first post in this thread?QuoteRemember: a LIT CIGARETTE, IN MY MOUTH. Not, as one of my friends suggested, if I look like I'm thinking about cigarettes. That's too subjective.Hmm, thought you were better at following directions than this.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #22 January 30, 2002 Hey! I don't need directions from you, beotch! *pulling hand back*hahahaha Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #23 January 30, 2002 Dave, She looks like she wants a cigarette...she really looks like she wants one...TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #24 January 30, 2002 QuoteHmm, thought you were better at following directions than this.No, we just have lots of practice ignoring the details that don't fit in with our plans. We're men.When you're old and grey you'll look back on your life and there will be many regrets. Giving an open invite to the boys of Dz.com to rough you up a little when they smell smoke anywhere near you will probably be one of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #25 January 30, 2002 QuoteShe looks like she wants a cigarette...she really looks like she wants one...Hey, cut it out! I'm starting to get a little paranoid over here... Anyway, I could take AggieDave with one hand tied behind my back. He looks tough, but he's a total puss.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freefallfreak 0 #14 January 30, 2002 Skreamer,QuoteThe penis mightier than the sword!!WHOOO-HOOOO!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!Damn, dude, I almost died from that!!!TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" once... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #15 January 30, 2002 QuoteDon't worry, I promise if I see you I'll treat you like a bad girl.Remember the rules, people! No unprovoked roughhousing if I don't have one burning and hanging from my lip!And provoked roughhousing is negotiatiated on a case-by-case basis.Kinky bastards....Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #16 January 30, 2002 Jess,QuoteNo unprovoked roughhousing if I don't have one burning and hanging from my lip!Does this mean that if I catch you passed out, it's ok to place one of my lit cigarettes between your lips and then feed you a knuckle sandwich?? Just asking...TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #17 January 30, 2002 Yes......several times.Any other questions ?Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 January 30, 2002 QuoteDoes this mean that if I catch you passed out, it's ok to place one of my lit cigarettes between your lips and then feed you a knuckle sandwich?? Just asking...Have you thought about law school?God forbid you ever catch me passed out, cigarettes or no. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #19 January 30, 2002 Aww, now Jessica,You know I wouldn't hit you...I might hit ON you, but I would never hit you...lol. And yeah, I thought about law school but I'm having more fun sitting here, messing with people's minds...lol.TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 January 30, 2002 Yup, you smokey smokey you get bitch slapped! *drawing arm back* You're thinking about smoking aren't you? Don't make me give you a warning bitch slap! Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #21 January 30, 2002 QuoteYou're thinking about smoking aren't you? Don't make me give you a warning bitch slap!Dave, may I refer you to the next-to-last paragraph of the first post in this thread?QuoteRemember: a LIT CIGARETTE, IN MY MOUTH. Not, as one of my friends suggested, if I look like I'm thinking about cigarettes. That's too subjective.Hmm, thought you were better at following directions than this.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 January 30, 2002 Hey! I don't need directions from you, beotch! *pulling hand back*hahahaha Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #23 January 30, 2002 Dave, She looks like she wants a cigarette...she really looks like she wants one...TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #24 January 30, 2002 QuoteHmm, thought you were better at following directions than this.No, we just have lots of practice ignoring the details that don't fit in with our plans. We're men.When you're old and grey you'll look back on your life and there will be many regrets. Giving an open invite to the boys of Dz.com to rough you up a little when they smell smoke anywhere near you will probably be one of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #25 January 30, 2002 QuoteShe looks like she wants a cigarette...she really looks like she wants one...Hey, cut it out! I'm starting to get a little paranoid over here... Anyway, I could take AggieDave with one hand tied behind my back. He looks tough, but he's a total puss.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
