SkydiveMonkey 0 #26 April 2, 2002 A skydiver yes. I love altitude and boobies as much as the next normal person, but male sheep? no. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 April 2, 2002 Quotebut male sheep? noOh....so you prefer the female? Kinda walked into that one......didn't ya? "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #28 April 2, 2002 actually ....No. I'm more of a fan of the female varient of homo sapiens. (That's women Clay). When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #29 April 2, 2002 Look at his picture clay. I think he likes baby monkeys. More like humans I guess!I like women not sheep or any animals for the record! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #30 April 2, 2002 How about...Quote"I'm a danger to myself and everything around me!"-Clay ..Billions of people living out their lives..Oblivious.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #31 April 2, 2002 Quote I like women not sheep or any animals for the record! For the record yes, for the weekend no When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #32 April 2, 2002 **Here's where I made my screw up : Steve saw me poised in the door and thought I was going to jump, so he grabbed the top of my container and pulled - I then thought this was the signal to go and went WITHOUT first looking down.....**4 miles out, and you think that this was the "screwup" on this dive. what about taking it all the way back to the planning of the dive? a pat on a container is hardly a signal to "go" visual contact must always be made, or a count with the arms, or legs. the second "screwup" was you should've "spotted" for yourself, don't ever rely on anyone else to do it for you. (and it looks like you realize this for yourself, judging by your remark) not flaming you, just some thoughts and ideas, personally i don't think that this is reason enough to ground you, but i don't know your history. one thing i pretty much know for sure, you won't do it again! be safe, take care.Richard"Rocket Engines Burning Fuel So Fast, Up Into The Night Sky They Blast, Releasing Fumes Into The Atmosphere, Earth Remains In Misery And Fear, YEAH!"Ozzy Osbourne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpinDoctor 0 #33 April 3, 2002 I saw Steve's footage... It was *very* funny... Especially the part where Stringer mouths some words that resembled "What the f***k is he doing?" So i rewound the tape and turned up the volume..... I was right! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpinDoctor 0 #34 April 3, 2002 Now.... i'm no expurt or nuffin... but... it's more to do with BPA and CAA rules and having a 'clear live drop' before despatching people.... So it's not a DZ thing, although, it is at the CCI's discretion as to what the 'punishment' is to be... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #35 April 3, 2002 Excellent, I'd love to see that footage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #36 April 3, 2002 If anyone out there can convert this charming episode into digital format, I humbly volunteer my server as a high-bandwidth home for Skreamer's embarrassment. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #37 April 3, 2002 I might be able to do that. I will ask steve for a copy of the tape next weekend.=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #38 April 3, 2002 Top Scottish bloke ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #39 April 3, 2002 Yes, lets share my story with the Whole Wide World so everybody can have a laugh at my expense.... Wanna know what makes it even better? I was wearing my Rasta beanie with dredlocks(sp?) (it fits perfectly over my Bonehead), which (as I am told) adds to the comic effect....Oh joy, its good to be me..... Will [frantically calling Steve Park and trying desperately to bribe him to delete said footage....]"Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #40 April 3, 2002 John I will kick you in the NUTS!!!!! Aaaah what the hell, as long as everybody is laughing AT me and not WITH me, its OK I guess...."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #41 April 3, 2002 QuoteI was wearing my Rasta beanie with dredlocksI gotta see this...... Skreamer, we're not laughing at you....we're laughing with you. "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #42 April 3, 2002 Yes, but I'm crying on the inside....."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #43 April 3, 2002 Don't believe him Will, everyone at Hinton was laughing at you.=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #44 April 3, 2002 Quotewe're not laughing at youI am.(hehe, "Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #45 April 3, 2002 QuoteYes, but I'm crying on the inside.....LOL....Trust me...this situation isn't half as embarassing as AN ENTIRE OTTER LOAD that got out well short of the DZ because the pilot accidently hit the green light instead of red. 21 people just piled out and not one of them bothered to look down. Now that....is embarassing. "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #46 April 3, 2002 John, I know!!! People were calling me when I got home just so they could keep laughing...Oh well, nice to know I already have the Muppet of the year title sewn up in April already.... "Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #47 April 3, 2002 hihihi.... bring the tape over when you decide to grace us with your presence (and say hi to your GF lol)RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #48 April 3, 2002 QuoteLOL....Trust me...this situation isn't half as embarassing as AN ENTIRE OTTER LOAD that got out well short of the DZ because the pilot accidently hit the green light instead of red. 21 people just piled out and not one of them bothered to look down. Now that....is embarassing.I was there and witnessed that!Clay says... Ooo... Nice Giraffe... Why don't you come lay down over here in this soft Savanna ??? That's it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #49 April 3, 2002 QuotePeople were calling me when I got home just so they could keep laughing...That sounds exactly like something I would do...."I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Merrick 0 #50 April 3, 2002 Quote"Oh well, nice to know I already have the Muppet of the year title sewn up in April already...."Don't worry numb-nuts, I'm sure with his track record 3fLiEr will do something to top this. He has 8 months after all.... more than enough time! "Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skreamer 1 #39 April 3, 2002 Yes, lets share my story with the Whole Wide World so everybody can have a laugh at my expense.... Wanna know what makes it even better? I was wearing my Rasta beanie with dredlocks(sp?) (it fits perfectly over my Bonehead), which (as I am told) adds to the comic effect....Oh joy, its good to be me..... Will [frantically calling Steve Park and trying desperately to bribe him to delete said footage....]"Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #40 April 3, 2002 John I will kick you in the NUTS!!!!! Aaaah what the hell, as long as everybody is laughing AT me and not WITH me, its OK I guess...."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 April 3, 2002 QuoteI was wearing my Rasta beanie with dredlocksI gotta see this...... Skreamer, we're not laughing at you....we're laughing with you. "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #42 April 3, 2002 Yes, but I'm crying on the inside....."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #43 April 3, 2002 Don't believe him Will, everyone at Hinton was laughing at you.=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #44 April 3, 2002 Quotewe're not laughing at youI am.(hehe, "Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 April 3, 2002 QuoteYes, but I'm crying on the inside.....LOL....Trust me...this situation isn't half as embarassing as AN ENTIRE OTTER LOAD that got out well short of the DZ because the pilot accidently hit the green light instead of red. 21 people just piled out and not one of them bothered to look down. Now that....is embarassing. "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #46 April 3, 2002 John, I know!!! People were calling me when I got home just so they could keep laughing...Oh well, nice to know I already have the Muppet of the year title sewn up in April already.... "Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #47 April 3, 2002 hihihi.... bring the tape over when you decide to grace us with your presence (and say hi to your GF lol)RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #48 April 3, 2002 QuoteLOL....Trust me...this situation isn't half as embarassing as AN ENTIRE OTTER LOAD that got out well short of the DZ because the pilot accidently hit the green light instead of red. 21 people just piled out and not one of them bothered to look down. Now that....is embarassing.I was there and witnessed that!Clay says... Ooo... Nice Giraffe... Why don't you come lay down over here in this soft Savanna ??? That's it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 April 3, 2002 QuotePeople were calling me when I got home just so they could keep laughing...That sounds exactly like something I would do...."I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #50 April 3, 2002 Quote"Oh well, nice to know I already have the Muppet of the year title sewn up in April already...."Don't worry numb-nuts, I'm sure with his track record 3fLiEr will do something to top this. He has 8 months after all.... more than enough time! "Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
