I oficially give up on dating forever

[airdrew20012001 0]

I have had it. My timing stinks, all the women I meet and like are either crazy, heartbroken, or have serious issues. From now on I am only worrying about head down, bottoms up, and falling over.
Are you with me brothers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Drewfus McDoofus

[SBS 0]

I'll join you in your walk, my brother.
Just keep in mind that the first chance I get for poontang, I will betray you.
:-)
he he he
steve

[kmcguffee 0]

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all the women I meet and like are either crazy, heartbroken, or have serious issues.

That's because all women are either crazy, heartbroken, or have serious issues.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

[billvon 2,400]

>all the women I meet and like are either crazy, heartbroken, or have serious
> issues.
I had a friend of mine who once claimed that I only went after the broken ones. For a few years there it seemed to be true. (The crazy ones are so much more interesting though . . . )
-bill von

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I'm with Steve on this - I'm with ya, but if there's a chance of muff ...
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[Slowfaller 0]

I'm with you brother! Only until Tuesday though. My g/f gets back from Cali then...
Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

[PhreeZone 15]

I'll see your crazy or issues and raise you an Ex thats crazy with issues....
Luckly my current girlfriend is really normal If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will....

[Skyrose7 0]

sorry guys, I think you are the crazy and broken ones.
The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP.

[airdrew20012001 0]

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Just keep in mind that the first chance I get for poontang, I will betray you.

And I you my brother, and I you.
Drewfus McDoofus

[favaks 0]

My problem is I keep running into the ones who are already taken
favaks

[airdrew20012001 0]

***(The crazy ones are so much more interesting though . . . )***
If by interesting you mean wack nutty in bed, agreed.
Drewfus McDoofus

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Do you get the problem of meeting people (say at the dz) and them "just wanting to be friends?" That pisses me off
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[cloudseeker2001 0]

well, you do not really have to date them, just send them home when they start acting up! and if they do nto return get another they are everywhere
"remember when we were in africa"

[favaks 0]

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Do you get the problem of meeting people (say at the dz) and them "just wanting to be friends?" That pisses me off

Friends get laid, don't they? favaks

[airdrew20012001 0]

"just want to be friends" - the five words of death. It would be ok if women had the same definition of a friend of the opposite sex. For men a woman friend is a female you haven't had sex with YET. As far as I am concerned, I can have sex with my female friends. Actually al lthe better. I can burp, fart, scratch, and leave at 3:30 am on them. Too bad they don't see it that way, huh?
Drewfus McDoofus

[SBS 0]

And I you my brother, and I you.
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As a fellow owner of a heat seeking moisture missile that can be subdued only by the powers of the poon, I fully understand.
I saw the Ladie's Man last night and took notes. I have already begun developing my lisp and will work on my afro.
:-)

[airdrew20012001 0]

Hi, my name is Drew. How would YOU like a fish sandwich. And then I will seal the deal by showing her the goods!
Drewfus McDoofus

[SBS 0]

I think my favorite will always be his SNL skit about Clinton...
"I neva sthpokin to a senata while, uh, havin my wang mouthified...so Missa President, I salute you, fo doin yo job while havin a job dun to yu".
:-)

[Tee 0]

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Friends get laid, don't they?

Sure they do.
You're a hottie anyway so you won't have a problem. Tee

[favaks 0]

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You're a hottie anyway so you won't have a problem.

Tee, are you going to be at Kamloops? I wanna see the NEW you
favaks

[AggieDave 6]

Heh, yeah, I've yet to date a girl or even really meet a girl that was *normal*.
Then again, no one is really normal, everyone has their skelatons huh?
Aerials
So up high
When you free your lives (the) eternal prize

[hobbes4star 0]

i will join you if my wife lets me. shes just as crazy as the rest of them.
why jump when you can fly

[Jessica 0]

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(The crazy ones are so much more interesting though . . . )

We really, really are.

[skymama 35]

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I've yet to date a girl or even really meet a girl that was *normal*.

Well, I'm glad we haven't met, because I would take offense at that! I think I'm very normal, as are most of my friends. Maybe you're in the wrong state!
This thread is very amusing!
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[jceman 1]

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Maybe you're in the wrong state

I'm trying to decide which state he is in -- confusion or denial

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