Keith 0 #26 May 23, 2002 Actually Chris, you are taller than 89.7% of the men in the US. If I read this correctly of course Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #27 May 23, 2002 I guess it's a good thing I am 6'1" then eh???....LOL...CheersmarcCome a little closer and i'll butter your popcorn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #28 May 24, 2002 Quotewhen the boat's a small jet ski- you gotta make up for it with motion in the ocean eh?Any ladies looking for an aircraft carrier ?Yeah but if all you can do with that aircraft carrier is leave it tied up to port, I'll take the jet ski anyday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyPlaymate 0 #29 May 24, 2002 hmmmm ok coming froma girl who is 5'10'' any guy that is my height and below is shorter than I am. I consider guys 5'11' to 6'1'' my height, which is still off limits lol.You know those signs at amusement parks? with the line, lol mines for 6'2'' and above to ride this ride lolmy highest heal is 4 inches, that makes 6 2 and above perfect lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #30 May 24, 2002 Hey, why does the guy have to be taller anyway? Pick up any "Personals" section & you realize that women are more obsessed with a man's height than men are about womens' boobies! (though you wouldn't realize it from reading this forum!)Wat's the matter with a guy's face being down at a uh, convenient level anyway!So this woman storms into her bosses office & says she wants the boss to fire her co-worker for making sexually-harassing remarks.The boss asks, "Why, what did he say?"She says, "He told me my hair smells nice!"The boss looks puzzled & says, "Well, what's wrong with that?"She replies: "He's a MIDGET!!"Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #31 May 24, 2002 hahaha! dontcha hate when they objectify us like that.....I am more then a piece of meat ladies, I have feelings and emotions to, you know!!now youve heard how silly that soundsI guess i'm medium height. never really thought (or cared) about it though. most ppl mistake me for "tommy lee" Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #32 May 24, 2002 QuoteI'll speak up for the 'younger' ladies in this forum........What smile...... we haven't seen your smile!!!!First I have to find a current pic of myself. Second, I have to get some computer geek to scan it in so I can post it. I personally am computer retarded.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #33 May 24, 2002 I know how you feel dude. "my name is joe, and I'm a fukn retard!"it bothers me that the computer is smarter then I am!Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #34 May 24, 2002 Maybe I should go to Glamour Shots in the mall and have them take some pretty boy pic all airbrushed."Hi Glamour Shots people. I need my picture taken showing off my smile so I can post it on the web. And no, I am not gay."If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #35 May 24, 2002 Maybe I should go to Glamour Shots in the mall and have them take some pretty boy pic all airbrushed---------------------------------------------------------------do you think that'll help? hahahjust throw something up there. I mean jeez look at my mug.look like my face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an icepick.( god I hope it doesnt really look like that)Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #36 May 24, 2002 I was just wondering if I have to take my cowboy boots off before I measure in. We seldom do here in Montana. I sometimes wear my sneakers when I'm out chasing sheep. But I'm usually taller than most women folk with my boots on, and taller yet when I have my cowboy hat on. And anyhow I always heard that size doesn't matter much. Some of us can't help it if we have some leprecons in our gene pool. So I guess my point is, "does size matter?" I've got a really cute bald head and as you can tell from this post I'm real smart. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 May 24, 2002 QuoteI sometimes wear my sneakers when I'm out chasing sheep.You have to in order to get the more wiley ones....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #38 May 24, 2002 Clay,I was just wondering ifn yeu'd ever tried some of them there new fangled velcro gloves? I've been thinking about ordering a pair. And yes, we do have some wiley ones. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #39 May 24, 2002 QuoteI sometimes wear my sneakers when I'm out chasing sheepThat's why Scotsmen wear kilts. Sheep can hear a zipper a quarter mile away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 May 24, 2002 Quotevelcro glovesIf you find the right catalogue they have chaps and vests too....and velcro accessories for your truck. Just so you don't get all tired having to chase them down...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #41 May 24, 2002 ah, That's a funny one Ice Man! ..... Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #42 May 24, 2002 Clay,I like the pickup idea. Even with sneakers I have trouble keeping up with a herd of stampeding sheep. I'm not as lean and mean as I once was. When I was younger I used to chase them down wearing a pair of hip boots. I'm mostly in it just for the challenge of the chase now. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #43 May 24, 2002 Tall = out of reach to give pseudo-friendly, but really quite hostile noogies to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #44 May 24, 2002 QuoteActually Chris, you are taller than 89.7% of the men in the US. If I read this correctly of courseOk, I'm 6'6" ... where do I fit in??? Some of you Little Ladies would have to stand on my "midpoint" just for a smooch!"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 May 24, 2002 Quotewhere do I fit in???Sir....can please take a seat over there in the NBA player/Carnival freak section....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #46 May 24, 2002 Listen to you two!!!!! Chris, certainly you must have some pic you can post and JT, there is nothing wrong with your 'mug'!You are being way too critical......Nope, nothing wrong with your mug!J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #47 May 25, 2002 Quotefreak sectionUnquestionalby!!! Freaky, and proud of it! The good thing is, I can track like an arrow!"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #48 May 25, 2002 QuoteChris, certainly you must have some pic you can postJan, I promise I am working on it. Try not to get too excited.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #49 May 25, 2002 Bwahahahaha! "Try not to get too excited"????????? You are too funny!!J"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
