Scratch 0 #1 August 19, 2002 A South African is drinking in a New York bar when his cellphone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy. Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, "we make em big back home folks". "My boys typically South African". Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the South African returns to the same bar. Barman says "we were going to call you, everyones been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's. The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks " what happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born". The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the bartender and says " Had him circumcised bro" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 4 #2 August 19, 2002 Bwaahahahaaa! Scratch, thanks for spreading the gospel! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 August 19, 2002 Oh, and there was me thinking all South Africans were complete pricks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #4 August 19, 2002 Nope, only the men Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #5 August 19, 2002 HAHA! Priceless! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meatmissile 0 #6 August 19, 2002 Thanks for spreading the word, Scratch! -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #7 August 19, 2002 bwahhhhhhh!! Well.......if it ain't on video......lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #8 August 19, 2002 Uuummm....he only lost 3 Kg to fore skin? I wouldn't be spreading that around..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rdutch 0 #9 August 19, 2002 We have a 40 year old south african tandem master in Deland still weighs 12kg. Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #10 August 19, 2002 QuoteUuummm....he only lost 3 Kg to fore skin? I wouldn't be spreading that around..... 'Coz you got him beat by 6? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
meatmissile 0 #6 August 19, 2002 Thanks for spreading the word, Scratch! -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 August 19, 2002 bwahhhhhhh!! Well.......if it ain't on video......lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 August 19, 2002 Uuummm....he only lost 3 Kg to fore skin? I wouldn't be spreading that around..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #9 August 19, 2002 We have a 40 year old south african tandem master in Deland still weighs 12kg. Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 August 19, 2002 QuoteUuummm....he only lost 3 Kg to fore skin? I wouldn't be spreading that around..... 'Coz you got him beat by 6? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
