nws01 0 #1 September 11, 2002 Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman who is not his wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m.EST, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, or their dropzone, completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold twelve-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.) Notify the FBI of any neighbors who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 September 11, 2002 Right on!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus021 0 #3 September 11, 2002 Already have my lawnchair set up, beer on ice, and girlfriend half naked.... Well on my way to help protect this great nation of ours. 3-2-1-cya Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 September 11, 2002 Women, he said women... (knowing that clay grabbed his tall boots, lawn chair and beer, jumped in his car and headed to the farm...) --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
megscott73 0 #5 September 11, 2002 WOOHOO! Nude Day! ======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #6 September 11, 2002 You don't have to ask me twice, I think clothes are a pain in the a$$. NAKED!!!! Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #7 September 11, 2002 This is the greatest idea EVER!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
megscott73 0 #8 September 11, 2002 Alright, Jess! So far it's you & me! Oops, and Nick's girlfriend, right?======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 September 11, 2002 QuoteAlright, Jess! So far it's you & me! GOOD GIRLS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,155 #10 September 11, 2002 QuoteYou don't have to ask me twice, I think clothes are a pain in the a$$. NAKED!!!! Remember...I am your hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #11 September 11, 2002 Why wait? I'm expressing my anti-terrorism sentiment right now! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #12 September 11, 2002 I would love to express my anti terrorist sentiment RIGHT NOW but there is a ton of construction going on at my condo, and there are like 55 18 year old workers outside my windows and doors. I like fresh meat every now and then but these guys are a little too fresh. Woohoo! Female skydivers unite in the war against terrorism, I can see it on CNN now... Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
megscott73 0 #13 September 11, 2002 I hear that! I don't think my boss would appreciate me stripping down in the office.... I think I'd be either highly promoted or immediately fired!======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,155 #14 September 11, 2002 QuoteI think I'd be either highly promoted or immediately fired! Or offered a position under his desk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 September 11, 2002 "This is the greatest idea EVER! " It is not a new idea, though. For quite some time, my associates and I have been attending meetings of a grass-roots organization that is doing this very thing. We meet at their clubhouse every two weeks to consume quantities of alchohol and fight the oppressive Taliban edicts. They are existing solely on our donations. The Dollhouse is one of the great bastions of capitalism and freedom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #16 September 11, 2002 It might just make his day, and then you could pat youself on the back for making someone's week a little brighter. I would probably get sent to mental health, my boss is nice but doesn't have too much of a sense of humor, which you need if I get nekked cause I so funny looking. I would also probably get yelled at for my not-so-regulation adornments, hehe. They thought the TONGUE ring was in bad taste.... Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 September 11, 2002 Quotewhich you need if I get nekked cause I so funny looking I'd like to be the judge of that. Post some pics.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #18 September 11, 2002 Need a job? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #19 September 11, 2002 As soon as I get a B license and make it to some boogies I'm going naked, keep an eye out for me Actually, I AM about to be unemployed here shortly...... Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 September 11, 2002 Quotekeep an eye out for me Like a HAWK!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #21 September 11, 2002 Trust me...you dont want to see this naked! But I'll participate when I'm in bed sleeping,how bout that? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 September 11, 2002 QuoteTrust me...you dont want to see this naked! Yeah we do. Even if you are repulsive we still want to see......at least once.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyswc 0 #23 September 12, 2002 Saturday I will be in chicago for nationals , so I hope every hottie there has read this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #24 September 12, 2002 QuoteEven if you are repulsive we still want to see......at least once.... You make me laugh the hardest when you are at your most misogynistic. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #25 September 12, 2002 QuoteQuoteTrust me...you dont want to see this naked! Yeah we do. Even if you are repulsive we still want to see......at least once.... Maybe even twice... I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
