prepheckt 0 #1 October 24, 2002 Anyone??? I don't know what I would wish for."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #2 October 24, 2002 more wishes learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #3 October 24, 2002 Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #4 October 24, 2002 you're not supposed to tell your wishes or they won't com true, silly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 October 24, 2002 FREE SKYDIVES FOREVER! AT MY DESTINED ALTITUDE My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trilete312 0 #6 October 24, 2002 What Happy thoughts is Dove thinking And why won't she share them with us ----------- Ready, Set, Gooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #7 October 24, 2002 Quotemore wishes I Dream of Jeanie and Disney versions aside . . . remember that the Genie usually will grant your wish, but always does so in a way that pisses you off in the long run. So, if you simply said "more wishes" the Genie might give you a never ending list of things you'll wish for, but in fact, he won't grant the wishes. He will have fulfilled your request, but pissed you off. Ask for 10 million dollars and you'll probably be burried under $10 million worth of pennies.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #8 October 24, 2002 1) A massive 30,000 foot dome around my dz to stop weather stopping us (this will have a cart running along the top instead of going up in a plane as it will be quicker and also suitable for BASE jumpers, and be pressurised so we don't need to wear O2 masks), This facility will be provided free of charge, with all major manufacturers on site making free kit for all 2) 30 Billion pounds to be placed in my bank account everyday 3) To quote RadioHead in Creep "I want the perfect body, I want the perfect soul" ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 October 24, 2002 most genies dont get laid often. wish him/her some nookie first then youre in like flynn!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chachi 0 #10 October 24, 2002 I would wish for -enough money to travel and skydive and have a comfortable home. -healthy family AND a happy relationship. ~45 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 October 24, 2002 Quote 1) A massive 30,000 foot dome around my dz to stop weather stopping us (this will have a cart running along the top instead of going up in a plane as it will be quicker and also suitable for BASE jumpers, and be pressurised so we don't need to wear O2 masks), This facility will be provided free of charge, with all major manufacturers on site making free kit for all 2) 30 Billion pounds to be placed in my bank account everyday 3) To quote RadioHead in Creep "I want the perfect body, I want the perfect soul" youd get #1 and youd be locked out #2 Pounds of what? meat?(us americans use pounds as wieght units) #3 sur eyoud have them and it would be in the hottset women youve ever seen and WTF would she want with you? HAHAHAHAMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #12 October 24, 2002 hey that's a good one genie i wish for you to get nookie from..... learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #13 October 24, 2002 Quote Quote FREE SKYDIVES FOREVER! AT MY DESTINED ALTITUDE Two things might happen. 1) double mal...forever becomes a very short time. 2) your "destined altitude," becomes 25 feet. Enough to femur, not enough to do any life threatening damage, so as soon as you heal, you have to do it again. Either way. Doesn't sound like too much fun. Here's to that never happening. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 October 24, 2002 Quote Quote Quote FREE SKYDIVES FOREVER! AT MY DESTINED ALTITUDE Two things might happen. 1) double mal...forever becomes a very short time. 2) your "destined altitude," becomes 25 feet. Enough to femur, not enough to do any life threatening damage, so as soon as you heal, you have to do it again. Either way. Doesn't sound like too much fun. Here's to that never happening. yes but you forgot..I GOT MY GENIE LAID!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirTime 0 #15 October 24, 2002 I wish to be the supreme ruler of all time, space and dimension. It's good to be the king! The Paranoids are after me! The Paranoids are after me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #16 October 24, 2002 Quote #2 Pounds of what? meat?(us americans use pounds as wieght units) Well, the pound is our currency, and a damn fine one - and it's worth more than of your "dollars" ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #17 October 24, 2002 First, I'd wish that for each wish of mine (except the first) the genie would be able to grant one of his/her own and that the satisfaction of said granted wishes be the same for him as it is for me! I think that would just about cover the "asshole-genie in the sweet-heart genies clothing" problem. Second, I would wish to have the powers of all known Gods.. Powers rivaled only by those of the genie should he/she then chose to make the same wish. Third... To go back a little in time, to Florida and join Dove in her Jello Vat!!! (no genies or HH allowed though ) My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #18 October 24, 2002 I'm still in here goosie goose! Come and play! I have whipped cream now too! I just decorated my nipples with sweet dallops! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #19 October 24, 2002 Dove honey, you are going to get me fired one of these days. J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #20 October 24, 2002 Can I get in your, um, tent coho? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #21 October 24, 2002 Any time you want. J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #22 October 24, 2002 [VoiceInHead1] Holly shit man you're in! Get down to Florida and Get down!!! [/VoiceInHead1] [VoiceInHead2] You don't want to have to post, fret over and delete another thread like yesterday do you? [/VoiceInHead2] [VoiceInHead1] No sir but Dove just... [/VoiceInHead1] [VoiceInHead3] Dove? Yo man, He's talking about Dove! [/VoiceInHead3] [VoiceInHead2] I don't care! I'm the reasonable one and I say "Be Reasonable!!!" [/VoiceInHead2] [VoiceInHead4] Fuck Reasonable! She's talking Whipped Cream now for Gods sake!! I think you're all Queer! I'M TAKING OVER!!! We're going to Florida! [/VoiceInHead4] My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #23 October 24, 2002 Fewer cactus at Calhan? We all live in a world of over-indulgence. Most people would be fine with one wish. I don't know why everyone always harps on three wishes.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #24 October 24, 2002 OK - just gingerly plopped a sweet maraschino cherry on each dallop on each erect nipple!You can find cheap tickets on Airtran and Jet Blue! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #25 October 24, 2002 Oh I am so glad my office-mate isn't here today. J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
