Enrique 0 #1 October 31, 2002 My girlfriend and my brother say I am a redneck trapped in a "beaner's" body. Their reasons: I like hockey, I skydive, my suntan is only arm's length and from the neck up, I was invited (and I accepted) by other skydivers to go country dancing this Friday. Of course, they both say it in good fun, but I'd still like to know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #2 October 31, 2002 the key question would be.....do you like nascar.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #3 October 31, 2002 I wouldn't reject an invitation to see a race, plus the wet T-Shirt contests! ahhhh! Plus, I am dating my sister () Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymick 0 #4 October 31, 2002 normally id say hell no...but the country danciong makes me wonder.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 October 31, 2002 Quote do you like nascar.. BWAHAHAAHAHAAHA....definately. You say yes to that and you are certified!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #6 October 31, 2002 Quote Quote do you like nascar.. BWAHAHAAHAHAAHA....definately. You say yes to that and you are certified!!! It's not like I am missing any teeth or anything like that..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #7 October 31, 2002 well there you go!! Good for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #8 October 31, 2002 Quotedo you like nascar We all know World Superbikes is the only other sport worth watching----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 October 31, 2002 Quote but the country danciong makes me wonder.... Aint nuthing wrong with country dancing!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #11 October 31, 2002 not at all.....I can two step with the best of them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 October 31, 2002 Yup, me too, I'll two step, half-step, polka, waltz, turn you, spin you all night long. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coltmodel70 0 #13 October 31, 2002 lol.... i work with 2 real life, honest to GOD rednecks. your far from it , even if you like NASCAR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 November 1, 2002 well next time you're in va bch, we'll go dancing.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #15 November 1, 2002 make sure you wipe the cow shit of your shoes PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #16 November 1, 2002 and Formula one racing, gotta see the ferrari kick some butts HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #17 November 1, 2002 You can come to the REDNECK GAMES next summer and see some true rednecks. I seriously doubt you are one. (Yes, for all you wondering there really are Redneck Games held every summer since the ATL olympics here in my lovely hometown.) Can't say that I've been but I see their offspring every day and know they exist. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #18 November 1, 2002 Do you watch fishing on tv? Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #19 November 1, 2002 Quote and Formula one racing, gotta see the ferrari kick some butts ...but that's all you see! a high speed parade. if you want to see racin', it's gotta be nascar!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 November 1, 2002 Quote if you want to see racin', it's gotta be nascar Hey NASCAR, fuck you, I can do 224mph on my HEAD!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #21 November 1, 2002 If you introduce me to your wife and your sister, and there's just one woman standing there, you may just be a redneck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #22 November 1, 2002 QuoteDo you watch fishing on tv? Nope. Too boring. Besides, I don't like killing or hurting animals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Enrique 0 #23 November 1, 2002 Quote If you introduce me to your wife and your sister, and there's just one woman standing there, you may just be a redneck. LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #24 November 1, 2002 QuoteI don't like killing or hurting animals I think that moves you from redneck status to wanna-be status, sort of like most of the country singers in Nashville, with the fake country accients and the really expensive boots/hats/clothes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites steve1 5 #25 November 1, 2002 Enrique, You know you are a Redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up women. You know you are a Redneck if your taxidermy bill is greater than your annual gross income. The country dancing part sounds like fun. I never learned how to jitter bug, and I think I missed out on a lot. We used to hit a lot of places after rodeos and this seemed like the dance everyone was doing. Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Enrique 0 #23 November 1, 2002 Quote If you introduce me to your wife and your sister, and there's just one woman standing there, you may just be a redneck. LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #24 November 1, 2002 QuoteI don't like killing or hurting animals I think that moves you from redneck status to wanna-be status, sort of like most of the country singers in Nashville, with the fake country accients and the really expensive boots/hats/clothes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #25 November 1, 2002 Enrique, You know you are a Redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up women. You know you are a Redneck if your taxidermy bill is greater than your annual gross income. The country dancing part sounds like fun. I never learned how to jitter bug, and I think I missed out on a lot. We used to hit a lot of places after rodeos and this seemed like the dance everyone was doing. Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
