misskriss 0 #26 November 6, 2002 well not everyone..... you know what I mean.... it's all about the love.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #27 November 6, 2002 LOL... I know.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #28 November 6, 2002 When I drink I tend to flirt lots, laugh way more than I should at things that aren't funny (sorry Clay I couldn't help laughing even if you killed me), I am not above volunteering to drive especially if you'll let me have a drink while I'm doing it, and I generally love everyone after about 4 or 5 drinks. (Guys just cause I love ya doesn't mean I want to have sex with you no matter how I am dressed.) That siad maybe Skyrose best look after me rather than the other way around. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #29 November 6, 2002 Quote How about " levelidity " It's a real skydiving word I swear... hrm, I didn't know G.W. Bush was a skydiver.... -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #30 November 6, 2002 Yeah! What strategery do you use when you have a malfunction! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 November 6, 2002 Was talking to the dzo when the pilot walked up. He asked the pilot "Do you could fly a little "thicker" tomorrow? It was close, but not quit it. Know what I mean?" "Uh, sure...... thicker, no problem." He asked for an explanation later and we couldn't keep a straight face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freebird 0 #32 November 6, 2002 I worry more about the things I don't remember that I say Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #33 November 6, 2002 I had major facial surgery when I was fifteen...in preparation for it they put a camera up my nose and had me say some things while they looked at my soft pallette (to see if there were going to be post-surgery complications with my speech) I was sober...but there was one phrase I could not get right... "statistical analysis" I finally just quit. I cannot imagine attempting that while under the influence! HEEHEE Anne ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #34 November 6, 2002 Quote P.S. To Kris and Pablito, if you mention the goofiness from Saturday night, I'll smother each of you with your own canopy! Sorry, Amber... I'm going to need more than that to keep me from posting the two absolutely choice quotes you made on Saturday night. Both quotes are the end result of a round of shots, the shot in question these came from was a Cement Mixer. You slam 'em and it kind of gels in your mouth Amber's Quote #1 "It congealed in my mouth!" Which was quickly followed by... Amber's Quote #2 "It coated my throat!" Needless to say, innocent church-going folk such as Pablo and I were quite shocked and , ahem, suitably embarrassed.I think I'm in trouble now... KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trilete312 0 #35 November 6, 2002 How about, No Officer, my friend was too drunk to drive----------- Ready, Set, Gooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #36 November 6, 2002 LOLOL i am gonna have to tease her about that at eloy!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #37 November 6, 2002 Alright Kris, you're in for it now! You just wait til you come back to Aggieland! (I hope you like the taste of your Stiletto because I'm going to choke you with it!)Those shots were nasty! Yuck! I liked the "Chocolate Cake" shot though, minus the lime..ick! Quote innocent church-going folk such as Pablo and I You two? INNOCENT? Bwaaahahahaha! Not hardly! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #38 November 6, 2002 please do not tell about the cement mixer to anyone that has not had it..... it's a special treat all of it's own and should be enjoyed buy a suprised crowd!!!! cuz if they know then they won't take it....... when i'm drunk i tend to fall asleep... no not pass out just fall asleep... i could have one beer and i get sleepy.... but if there is action (something going on) or a lady there i will stay awake.......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #39 November 6, 2002 Quote please do not tell about the cement mixer to anyone that has not had it..... it's a special treat all of it's own and should be enjoyed buy a suprised crowd!!!! cuz if they know then they won't take it....... Well, the waitress warned me, but I took the shot anyway. God it was awful and really bitter! Yuck, yuck yuck!!! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
