nacmacfeegle 0 #501 October 24, 2002 Kerry...Ouch, Robert E, we are just blethering... "Skydiving Talk Back A general hang out for skydivers and whuffos. Whether skydiving related or not, this is the place to hang out. " This discussion comes under the 'not' category, don't read too much into it, and for gawd's sake don't take it too seriously.....We are just havin a laugh and building some international bridges that transcend the normal political bullshit.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #502 October 24, 2002 Nah, we're only kidding. We actually like the yanks, its people from Joburg nobody can stand. Always thinking they talk/walk/eat/think/work faster than anybody else. Then they come down to the Cape on holiday, drive like total cunts and wonder why everybody hates them. Yep, forget Osama, the yanks and people who can't spell - Joburgers, now they are the real enemy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #503 October 24, 2002 Hey Nac I've started a petition to get the nuclear plant at Sellafield moved to Aberdeen. Care to sign it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #504 October 24, 2002 >By the way when was the last time you heard someone say "Oh >he's an Oriental/ African/Muslim Finnish? (or is it Finlander) The word you're looking for is a Finn. And we tend to bunch them all under the category of "immigrant". Oh the ones born here? I dunno... I guess they're just Finns... I don't really think it's considered a problem here. Blacks are blacks and the colored ones are the colored ones. There was something about PCness a couple years back... I think the police are no longer allowed to use certain words when describing a suspect in public for an APB or similar... Can't remember the details though. Cop are you lurking? Care to shed some light on this one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #505 October 24, 2002 >wwhtas up with all the complaining about correct english this is a >skydive forum not a It's quite a bit easier to read proper english, with punctuation and stuff... Remember not everyone here is an english-speaking native. Mostly it's not that bad, but I bet some of you have read Snuffy's posts on recdot... Takes three times as long for me to understand what he writes...>f*&*(*king forum for everyone who wants a >octorate in english from oxford And here we go again! It's spelled F-U-C-K. Fuck. There. No lightning bolt hit me. If you can't write 'Fuck', then don't. Goddamn ridiculous... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertE 0 #506 October 24, 2002 dont mess with people from JHB i done care about the work or walk faster bull but we will burn your quiet little cape town down to the ground Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #507 October 24, 2002 Aha Sellafield so safe they changed its name..... Yeah I'll sign that petition, it'll help keep the English outta my town....While your at it, we'll have Hinckley, and Heysham and any other dodgy bits of kit that may be lying around down there. I mean, it makes sense to put all that shit in one place. That way we don't undergo the risks of transporting flasks of nuclear waste around on long journeys..., thus avoiding spoiling picturesque places like Carlisle, Preston, Birmingham, Sheffield etc.. All that nasty stuff is going to end up in a big hole in Caithness anyway... Nacmac signs dotted line on petition, and looks forward to a lifetime of glow in the dark appendages...... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #508 October 24, 2002 Quote the worst thing about commercial air travel is no one lets you open the door and do the spot for the landing boring sods Nooo The WORST thing about commercial travel is that it SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Modern heavy aircraft are computer controlled and I work in IT risk managment. It'd be just my luck that I'd get caught up in a Gimli Glider type incident....Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertE 0 #509 October 24, 2002 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Look we can all learn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #510 October 24, 2002 Me play as well. There is also a U in humourThe only *** that belong in FUCKING are the ones you see when you EJACULATE. Personally when I go to the toilet I take a SHIT. If I took a S*!T I would have to see a doctor. The lumberjack SPAT on his hands and picked up his axe Not The lumberjack spit on his hands and picked up his axe. Last but not least I would write a letter to Nacmac. I would not write him. The queens English on this thread folks. So to recap After fucking the King the Queen went to the toilet to take a shit. While she was busy the King spat on his hands, slicked back his hair and wrote to his mistress telling her that she was much better in bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #511 October 24, 2002 Quote I mean, it makes sense to put all that shit in one place. Already been done, I believe its known as Wales.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #512 October 24, 2002 I get the impression you're still horny after all those dreams .... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #513 October 24, 2002 Quote dont mess with people from JHB i done care about the work or walk faster bull but we will burn your quiet little cape town down to the ground Yeah yeah and every year when you guys migrate South for the holidays we shag your woman senseless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #514 October 24, 2002 >Look we can all learn All right! I hereby declare the NA-thread an Politically Incorrect Zone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #515 October 24, 2002 I just got this in my mailbox. Pretty apt I would say. Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship. In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time some unfortunate bugger came below at night with a lantern............. BOOOOM !!!!! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T." on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #516 October 24, 2002 Thats bull-shit!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #517 October 24, 2002 And it's complete bullshit. Read Snopes, people. http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.htm This thread is now the second longest one on DZcom. It's gone past skreamer's "how to get off newbie status". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #518 October 24, 2002 Doesn't surprise me - I spend so much time replying on this thread, I don't know what is going on in the rest of the forum Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 4 #519 October 24, 2002 Hey Erno, what's this all about?Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #520 October 24, 2002 Hehehe, but its not quite in the same league as this. My finest hour! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #521 October 24, 2002 I did not say it was true. I said it was aptand yes. Properly transported it would be bull-shit. improperly transported it would simply be bull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #522 October 24, 2002 Arrangements for a Finnish Moffie Meeting? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PaulHitchman 0 #523 October 24, 2002 morning Erno and bluefingers and the usual lot. It's snowing here in Helsinki. How's it doing up there in Hämeenlinna Erno? Must admit I'm a bit of a novice at this game. Hey Erno, next Friday Halloween Party my place, wanna come? Drafting the invite as we speak. Paul Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #524 October 24, 2002 >Ledige slotter Oslo -> Bjorli fredag kl 16:00 >Jonas og Haakon stikker oppover med rask bil og fraft anlegg! >Kom, bli med! >Ring meg på 400 65 400! That's norwegian. But it's pretty clode to swedish, which I can understand to some extent: Free slots Oslo --> Bjorli Friday at 16:00 p'clock some stuff about a car('bil') Come with us! Call me at 400 65 400 If Fudd is lurking I'm sure he'll give a better translation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #525 October 24, 2002 Morning Paul! There's no such thing as a novice on the NA thread .... it's easy .... just talk shit. Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
