Scratch 0 #76 February 27, 2002 Why is it that the best parties of your life you don't remember the detailsYou have to rely on your friends to tell you what a blast you had. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #77 February 27, 2002 what I have learned..Hangovers are cured by: eating fruit & yogurt & walkingSome truths should not be spoken, only quietly understood.A cat will always want to go where it is forbidden for it to go.Women will always complain about men. Deal with it. Trying harder will not reduce the woman's ability to find something to complain about. On the plus side, women usually complain the most about the man they actually care about the most.hmmmm, what else....oh yeah....You can't polish a turd!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beachbum 0 #78 February 27, 2002 Quote .You can't polish a turd! maybe spraying it down with some clearcoat first would help ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HotLoad 0 #79 February 27, 2002 Don't grow marijuana in Florida......or how about Don't get gaught growing marijuana in FL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beachbum 0 #80 February 27, 2002 ya mean it's safe to get caught elsewhere?? ... wish I'd known that a long time ago ... :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #81 February 27, 2002 QuoteHangovers are cured by: eating fruit & yogurt & walkingThrough trial and error, I've learned that Coke with no ice gets you out of bed and to IHOP, where everything becomes OK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #82 February 27, 2002 IHOP, smIhop...get up, drink a Coke and take 2 BC powders, then get your ass into Freebirds. That will clear everything! "Wait...are you selling Penis Mighters?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HotLoad 0 #83 February 27, 2002 If safer = less severe punishment, then yesPlaces like California and Arizona come to mind, and there's always BC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HotLoad 0 #84 February 27, 2002 Bet they're not jumping in BC though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #85 February 27, 2002 ehh, sometimes you forget the shit and remember the good stuff. I see it as a positive, although, I just got back from the bar( which I went to straight after the library). he he heThe mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #86 February 27, 2002 "Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1857!"Hey!!! It's not working for me lately......"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #87 February 27, 2002 The most amazing thing that I've learned in my life is that Skreamer is actually not a bad bloke! Even if he does have a sheep/rabbit fetish...B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #88 February 27, 2002 "Skreamer is actually not a bad bloke"Stop trying to ruin his reputation! You know the Chics dig the Bad Boy type....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #89 February 27, 2002 What's up with that anyway? I mean why is it that the most great looking gals always go for the bad boys? What's the matter with the good looking stable nice guy?It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #90 February 27, 2002 "What's the matter with the good looking stable nice guy?"Because...that wreaks of becoming a soccer mom! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #91 February 27, 2002 The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. That and never refuse a free beer even if it comes in a green bottle, always open a door for a lady, and you only remember your first and last lay so all the ones in between don't matter a thing.Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #92 February 27, 2002 EWWWWWWWW! No soccor Mom here....but I get asked that damn question quite frequently! Don't ask me OKAY? I like the bad boys too! LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #93 February 27, 2002 soccer either! LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #94 February 27, 2002 QuoteThe things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. That and never refuse a free beer even if it comes in a green bottle, always open a door for a lady, and you only remember your first and last lay so all the ones in between don't matter a thing.You start off being nice....then you gotta throw that last one in there."Give until it feels good!" ~ Big Daddy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #95 February 27, 2002 "I like the bad boys too!"Shut up B@#ch "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #96 February 27, 2002 "then you gotta throw that last one in there"Just make sure you are always the last one and there's no problem.."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #97 February 27, 2002 I DID NOT SAY disrespectful~~~~~~~CLAY! It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #98 February 27, 2002 They all matter to me honestThe things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #99 February 27, 2002 "I DID NOT SAY disrespectful"You know you like it...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #100 February 27, 2002 Smacks Clay upside his head with his C license.......LMAOIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
bbarnhouse 0 #92 February 27, 2002 EWWWWWWWW! No soccor Mom here....but I get asked that damn question quite frequently! Don't ask me OKAY? I like the bad boys too! LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #93 February 27, 2002 soccer either! LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #94 February 27, 2002 QuoteThe things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. That and never refuse a free beer even if it comes in a green bottle, always open a door for a lady, and you only remember your first and last lay so all the ones in between don't matter a thing.You start off being nice....then you gotta throw that last one in there."Give until it feels good!" ~ Big Daddy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #95 February 27, 2002 "I like the bad boys too!"Shut up B@#ch "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #96 February 27, 2002 "then you gotta throw that last one in there"Just make sure you are always the last one and there's no problem.."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #97 February 27, 2002 I DID NOT SAY disrespectful~~~~~~~CLAY! It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #98 February 27, 2002 They all matter to me honestThe things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #99 February 27, 2002 "I DID NOT SAY disrespectful"You know you like it...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #100 February 27, 2002 Smacks Clay upside his head with his C license.......LMAOIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
