sunshine 2 #51 December 12, 2002 Goodness, Lynn is such a lucky woman!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #52 December 12, 2002 QuoteRight on, SISTAH!! and hurry up and get your butt to Virginia and we can discuss the complexities of relationships while drinking a beer..or two....or three.. hehe, I'm working on getting my butt there REALLY soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beer.... and gator??????? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #53 December 12, 2002 definitely..... have to have the gator..hehehe...It will be funnnnnnnnnn....think Travis will be able to put up with us?? HAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #54 December 12, 2002 I would like to contribute to this thread, but I have no idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #55 December 12, 2002 If all else fails, make them breakfast in bed. If you can't cook, just bring them a bowl of cereal. Ok, but seriously - don't try to impress them. That just creates an act that you have to keep up forever. If they're impressed with who you are, great. If not, oh well, move on.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #56 December 12, 2002 QuoteIf all else fails, make them breakfast in bed. You generally need to impress the woman in order to get her into bed...unless of course she's drunk or a whore.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pack40 0 #57 December 12, 2002 Sorry I can't help you my girlfriend left me after 2.5 years maybe I did not impress her. Oh when did it happen? Lets see my logbook Jump number: 19 Date: 2002.06.08 Place: Matkopuszta Altitude: 1000m Freefall: 7 seconds Airplane: UTVA-66 Parachute: ZF-2 OVER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 December 12, 2002 Quote Quote If all else fails, make them breakfast in bed. You generally need to impress the woman in order to get her into bed...unless of course she's drunk or a whore.... I wait until a drunk one thinks I'm cute and then I don't talk a lot and mess it up. Not exactly a strategy, but it works best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #59 December 12, 2002 QuoteYou generally need to impress the woman in order to get her into bed...unless of course she's drunk or a whore.... Oh, so once you get them in bed, you don't need to impress them anymore? Damn... all this wasted energy!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #60 December 12, 2002 QuoteOh, so once you get them in bed, you don't need to impress them anymore? Damn... all this wasted energy! Once they are actually in bed...no...your GHB has been effective, and you may return to your normal asshole self. Just a warning, these effects are only temporary and will wear off. However, nothing says "I am a gentleman" by cooking breakfast for the girl who has been under chemical persuasion for the past 10 hours.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #61 December 12, 2002 Quote Sorry I can't help you my girlfriend left me after 2.5 years maybe I did not impress her. Oh when did it happen? Lets see my logbook Jump number: 19 Date: 2002.06.08 Place: Matkopuszta Altitude: 1000m Freefall: 7 seconds Airplane: UTVA-66 Parachute: ZF-2 CLASSIC! haha!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyHol 0 #62 December 12, 2002 And for you hopeless romantics...Some of my personal favorite pick up lines: (Take notes boys, these are a sure bet). 1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open. 3. Do you work at the Post Office? I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for the Big Breasted Thrasher, have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 11. If it's true that you are what you eat, then I could be you by morning. 12. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself. 13. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 14. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 15. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 16. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again? 17. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 18. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 19. ...And my all time favorite. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure could see myself in your pants? (It works...I mean, a friend of mine told me it does). x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #63 December 12, 2002 Quote However, nothing says "I am a gentleman" by cooking breakfast for the girl who has been under chemical persuasion for the past 10 hours. It's all Biblical. It says in the Bible that women who were caught fornicating were stoned. True then, true today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #64 December 12, 2002 QuoteQuoteYou generally need to impress the woman in order to get her into bed...unless of course she's drunk or a whore.... Oh, so once you get them in bed, you don't need to impress them anymore? Damn... all this wasted energy! I really dont know what I did to get a wife, but sadly enought it isnt the bedroom actions that keeps her around. It only keeps her coming back! But seriously though, shes great and I just try to do right by her and treat her w/ respect.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #65 December 12, 2002 Quote Actually, that would work. But you better have something damn interesting to say after that. And it better damn well be grammatically correct or Jess will drop you like a sack of dirt! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #66 December 12, 2002 I like to fart and burp a lot. That usually works. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #67 December 12, 2002 Clay is referring to "woman" sheep of course. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #68 December 12, 2002 QuoteSit at the bar off to the side and enjoy your drink in silence i was actually doing this last thursday......gal came over to me and picked me up!!!! heck she even took me home with her........ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #69 December 12, 2002 Quote she even took me home with her........ Wow....how much did that cost ya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #70 December 12, 2002 QuoteWow....how much did that cost ya? Refer to the other thread about the Real Dolls. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #71 December 12, 2002 clay, suprisingly nothing....she bought her drinks (beer) all night and even bough me a few..... if i see ya iin person i'll tell ya the whole story about how i had to go to work the next morning......funny as hell........ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #72 December 12, 2002 Quote It's all Biblical. It says in the Bible that women who were caught fornicating were stoned. True then, true today. Same rules from then apply to today, too! Everyone has more fun when at least someone is getting stoned!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #73 December 12, 2002 20. "Wanna play the Thanksgiving Game? You pretend you're a turkey, and I'll gobble you." Or my college roommate's favorite line (I swear this worked about 33% of the time) "I'd eat your shit for a mile, just to see where it came from." Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #74 December 12, 2002 Quote "Wanna play the Thanksgiving Game? You pretend you're a turkey, and I'll gobble you." I like the "And I'll stuff you with sausage." ending better. Or you can really impress her with something like "And we'll have anal sex." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
