Islandcool 0 #1 April 27, 2003 Big that when she wears a Malcom "X" jacket to the DZ skydivers try to land on her back! Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #2 April 27, 2003 lol..this again? oh well have to add my favorite twoo Yo Mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu.she's so fat her C*#t has helicopter tours ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 April 27, 2003 Yo' mama is so fat that one day she jumped in the air...and she got stuck.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #4 April 27, 2003 Quote lol..this again? Damn I've only been here since Jan. Did we run this one in to the ground already? Well tooo bad! Yo mama is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #5 April 27, 2003 hehe there is nothing new under the sun on Dropzone.com. still doesnt mean we wont [bad french accent]taunt it a second time[/bad french accent] ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #6 April 27, 2003 Yo' mama is o fat, she's got other little fat ladies orbiting around her. She's so big, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. She stepped onto the dance floor and the band skipped. Every time she turns around it's her birthday. I've got more... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkpbxman 0 #7 April 27, 2003 Your mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SanDiegoRW 0 #8 April 27, 2003 Yo Momma's throat is so long, milk gets sour before it gets to her stomach -Kenny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aufreefly 0 #9 April 27, 2003 Yo' mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #10 April 28, 2003 ya mama so fat , how fat is she? I got up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's, but her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack. Luckily i was held by the G strap Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 April 28, 2003 Ok, a few for your enjoyment Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #12 April 28, 2003 Yo' mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits -around- the house. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 April 28, 2003 Yo' mama so fat....When she lay on the beach, Greenpeace tries to push her back in the water!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #14 April 28, 2003 dry.It's like you sucked her out! www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 73 #15 April 28, 2003 Collected from several threads and my own sick little mind.. Yo' mama is sooo fat: - When she does a solo it's called a formation jump - When she skydives, earth gets stuck in her orbit - When she exits, the rest of the load gains 10.000ft - She can swoop a tandem - She loads a tandem at 3:1 (solo) and flies it like a VX45 - She fills an entire Skyvan as a single load - When she jumps, the JM calls it 'Operation Dumbo Drop' - She can win a speed-skydiving contest while practicing de-arching on her belly - When she skydives, it's called an eclips - You can BASE from her neck - She's lost 3 rigs in the crevices on her back already - her PLF is awarded points on the Richter-scale - When she's talking about 280 sq/ft, she's not talking about her parachute, she means her underwear. - She needs to be taken to 18.000 ft for a 10 second freefall. - She uses a tandemchute as a drogue - People use her flabs of loose skin as grippers - She gave the Skyvan stretch marks - Even a fully Deployed main get's caught in her burble - She can only fit her fingers through her leg-straps - When she lands on someone, the last thing he will recall after looking up is "seeing a long dark tunnel..." - When she skydives, people hide in bombshelters - When she skydives, UFO reports start raining in - She wears a Volkswagon Beetle for a helmet - If she ever bounces the hole wil be filled with water and called a memorial swoop-pond and last...your mama is soo fat, people make lame jokes about it :)JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #16 April 28, 2003 Quote ya mama so fat , how fat is she? I got up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's, but her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack. Luckily i was held by the G strap Did she have a glass eye with a fish in it? (edited b/c my memory sucks Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #17 April 28, 2003 Quote Collected from several threads and my own sick little mind.. Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #18 April 28, 2003 Your Mama is so ugly...that if Bricks were made of ugly...She'd have her own projects."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #19 April 28, 2003 omg... those were so fockin funny! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #20 April 28, 2003 Yo' mama is so ugly that when she was a child her mother used to hang a steak on her neck...so the dog will play with her.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #21 April 28, 2003 Your Mama is so ugly...That her Mama tied a steak to her to try to get the dog to eat her."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 April 28, 2003 Yo mama's gotta peg leg with a kick stand... Yo mama yo mama yo mama... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #23 April 28, 2003 Quote Yo mama's gotta peg leg with a kick stand... Yo mama yo mama yo mama... Sebazz rocks Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet... yo mama yo mama you mamaPink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #24 April 29, 2003 Yo mama arm pits so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
