mouth 0 #1 May 6, 2003 Repeat as necessary. My new Javelin Odyssey, Sabre2, PD 126 and cypres should be here by now and it isn't. How many ways can you torture a UPS driver? If they lost her I may commit murder. (Please come visit.) I may freak out soon if it doesn't arrive by the time I get off work. GRRRR I've got to relax and those breathing techniques simply don't work for the arrival of your rig like they do for the arrival of a baby. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #2 May 6, 2003 Well, you can't jump it yet so have fun thinking of ways to "PLAY" with the UPS person. :) Good luck and keep us posted.Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #3 May 6, 2003 Quote How many ways can you torture a UPS driver? There's a UPS guy on here somewhere, maybe he'll see this - and make some recommendations. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #4 May 6, 2003 i can sympathize, i just got a spectre 170 from fedex about 10 minutes ago, but i still need a reserve and container to go with it, and the container wont be done for another 5-7 weeksalthough the rig im jumping now is identical anyways Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 May 6, 2003 Relax...relax....breeeeeaaaaaathe!!!, relax....I feel your pain.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #6 May 6, 2003 Quote There's a UPS guy on here somewhere, maybe he'll see this - and make some recommendations well putting the labels down really pisses them off, but only i can do that!oh and saying shit about the brown shorts and socks will get you a beating (but i dont have to wear em so i dont care) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #7 May 6, 2003 Hey do you have the Tracking number for it? See where it is at..... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 May 6, 2003 Quote How many ways can you torture a UPS driver? Humming the theme to Jeopardy while signing your name always pisses them off.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #9 May 6, 2003 You mean you didn't hear about the UPS truck that crashed and caught fire the other day on its way to somewhere around atlanta?? It was like, all over the news! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 May 6, 2003 Karen didn't give me a tracking number so my baby is wandering all over the US lost and alone. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #11 May 6, 2003 dont worry, if you dont get your rig ill be sure to slam a couple extra boxes against the wall for yabtw, didnt anybody notice that i said FEDEX deilvered my canopy? makes ya think doesnt it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #12 May 6, 2003 No wonder I don't watch the news anymore. TOO DEPRESSING Actually, SBB, that was just mean. If my baby burned up I'd die of a broken heart. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #13 May 6, 2003 All I know is Sunpath said she was coming UPS. I sent my cpyres to them Fed Ex if that helps. I still want my baby NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #14 May 6, 2003 hehe sorry bout that, true story though. in my young jumping career, not knowing how sarcastic my rigger could be, his wife called up and said they got a call from the UPS man and said the package they were s'posed to receive was burnt in a wreck. and that package would be my new container. DOH! fool me once....shame on me. fool me twice.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #15 May 6, 2003 I'd have to harm someone big time. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #16 May 6, 2003 LOL, well he does pack my reserve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 May 6, 2003 FOR SALE...CHEAP Container: Javelin Odyssey Main: Sabre 2 Reserve: PD 126 AAD: Cypres NOTE: Small harness, for pettite jumpers (Edit to include HARNESS SIZE) I got it in the mail by mistake, selling everything, brand new, sealed box for only $1000. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #18 May 6, 2003 That devil icon suits you. You'd be hard pressed to sell it cause the harness is so small, but go ahead and try. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #19 May 6, 2003 Quote That devil icon suits you um.... he thinks he's a jedi (silly geek)if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #20 May 6, 2003 Quote he thinks he's a jedi (silly geek) Yes I am __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #21 May 6, 2003 Sorry, Leese! I'll lend you one of my rigs. But I want to video the opening! If you fall out I'll just swoop down and catch you. Heck, if Keanu can do it I sure as hell can! XO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #22 May 6, 2003 Heh...I know I few people that have itty bitty harnesses....Me being one of them.....My harness is so tiny they didnt use a regular D ring, its smaller, and it barely fits between the chest strap and the lateral....which kinda sucks, since if I move around in it a bunch it wants to pop out I will have to have it modified or go to a soft handle for my reserve (which would have to be ordered as I need a 25" cable) She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #23 May 6, 2003 Thank you for the offer JP but somehow I would feel safer with a rig of my own. I do love you for the thought though. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #24 May 6, 2003 I knew I liked you for some reason, Renee. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #25 May 6, 2003 When did you order your Javelin ? Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
