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geanky

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get a leach and IT GOES AWAY.
(No one belives anything other than "YOU lost the fight)
seriously, hospitals that re-attach fingers & ears,etc.
have leaches for the "frost bite effect". It will remove the black eye that same day---safely.
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what if the leach gets in your eye! oh damn that's a nasty thought.... swimming around in the eye socket...
Doc " Well, that's gonna have to come out"

The best part about a black eye is walking in to work the next day. Everyone wants to say something but no one does, and by the time someone asks you, it's already grown to some monumental rumour about how you fought off 5 guys before 3 ninjas from a rival gang jumped in and you were already tired.

I took 4 days off school once cuz I was sick and when I went back, the rumour was I'd been shot. Man, the girls _flocked_ to me for like 5 minutes. good times.... good times... all 5 minutes...

Another time I got one stalling out a backflip while skiing, and had to go into the office the next day with a huge black eye and a broken nose. Funny watching people's reactions. but yeah, they look stupid.

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[QUOTE]Black eyeball, ie Marily Manson? I keep staring. So, Nope.
Ran into door... Lame
Fight saving a womans honor, Yes
Branch hit you while saving an Old Ladies cat.. Sexy
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Maybe for a few moments after the actual event, but 24 hours after, when everybody has forgotten, that black eye, regardless of how sexy it did/did not look, is going to be looking pretty damn stupid.

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