FeetFlyer 0 #1 August 22, 2003 I knew this.. did you? http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/log/ZX22082003.gif <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 August 22, 2003 That's why you say no to drugs, kids...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeetFlyer 0 #3 August 22, 2003 say no to crack! <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,167 #4 August 22, 2003 Another contribution: Baby Mop Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 August 22, 2003 QuoteAnother contribution: Baby Mop Wendy W. Cool - that would make a wicked FF suit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #6 August 22, 2003 Well, if we are looking for stupidity nothing better than this clicky to excel..........."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #7 August 22, 2003 Two Irishmen were in a lifeboat after their craft sank in a storm. After hours of floating aimlessly, one spotted an old lamp in the boat. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie appeared. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #8 August 22, 2003 QuoteAnother contribution: Baby Mop Wendy W. This is a great reason to have kids!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #9 August 22, 2003 QuoteWell, if we are looking for stupidity nothing better than this clicky to excel........... Broken Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #10 August 22, 2003 It works alright..."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #11 August 22, 2003 "Blind Parachutist" _________________________________________________________________ A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack". __________________________________________________________________"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 August 22, 2003 A man runs into his ex g/f. They have some small talk and then she asks, "Have you thought of me?". He replies, "Two nights ago, I was in bed with another woman and I repeatedly thought of you." "Because you missed me?" "Ummm... no, I didn't want to come too fast." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #13 August 22, 2003 A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well, that's great... just great... some asshole's got my pen." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #14 August 22, 2003 Quoteshe pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The tasteMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 August 22, 2003 That is just YUCK William Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #16 August 22, 2003 Well I'm glad you liked that SebMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #17 August 23, 2003 That's good!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
