Nutz 0 #1 September 15, 2003 I've always wanted to yell this before going out of the plane, but being a redneck and all, I don't want these to be my last words. So what to do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #2 September 15, 2003 QuoteI don't want these to be my last words. So what to do? ...make sure you say something in freefall -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 September 15, 2003 QuoteQuoteI don't want these to be my last words. So what to do? ...make sure you say something in freefall -Dave yes because like in the movies, ya know that EVERYBODY will be able to hear it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #4 September 15, 2003 Quoteyes because like in the movies, ya know that EVERYBODY will be able to hear it! Eeh, y'ask a silly question and that's what ya get in return I like to yell 'INCOMING!!" on final ... famous last word? -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 September 15, 2003 QuoteQuoteyes because like in the movies, ya know that EVERYBODY will be able to hear it! Eeh, y'ask a silly question and that's what ya get in return I like to yell 'INCOMING!!" on final ... famous last word? -Dave or what about yelling "FORE"... had a friend do that swoopin in to a golf course!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkpbxman 0 #6 September 15, 2003 The only person I've ever heard in freefall is a guy who jumps at the Ranch. John Skinner has the loudest voice in creation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #7 September 15, 2003 QuoteI like to yell 'INCOMING!!" on final ... famous last word? Why not yell: OH GOD....OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!, that will get you some attention __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #8 September 15, 2003 QuoteThe only person I've ever heard in freefall is a guy who jumps at the Ranch. John Skinner has the loudest voice in creation. hopefully that you are continuing my joke. My feeble attempt at sarcasim. but truly I have heard a few things in freefall, but ya gotta yell, and be in really close.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,122 #9 September 15, 2003 Just don't precede it with "Hold my beer" and you're OK Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #10 September 15, 2003 How about "Oh god, they just fell out of the plane! Don't worry, I'll save them!" and jump out.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #11 September 15, 2003 I said that the other night... and all I damaged was my buddies wood pile. Then I never showed back up to stack it all back up. Ooops. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #12 September 15, 2003 Quotebut truly I have heard a few things in freefall, but ya gotta yell, and be in really close. You should become a TM, you hear all sorts of things in freefall. Mainly screaming from the girls..."she's a screamer." I've heard "Oh shit!" before... Hell, one time a chick I took on a tandem was screaming so loud Pablito the video guy heard her and we could hear it on the video! Needless to say she absolutely LOVED it and wants to jump again.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #13 September 15, 2003 yea ive seen some tandem vids where you can hear the screamers.... and there was one day that we could have sworn we heard screaming before we saw the canopy open from the ground, but hey... were skydivers we tend to imbelliesh a little. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #14 September 15, 2003 We heard QTPi screaming before she opened on her first night jump. She loves jumping and gets very very VERY excited when she's jumping.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #15 September 15, 2003 at night even? that had to have been different. all the night jumps Ive been (a whopping 3) on have always been quiet, really really quiet.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 September 16, 2003 Quote Just don't precede it with "Hold my beer" and you're OK I was thinking just the opposite. Hand a beer off to a tandem student on the way out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #17 September 16, 2003 Quotebut truly I have heard a few things in freefall, but ya gotta yell, and be in really close. Heh....you've never jumped with Mouth. Raeford, April of this year. She's on the other side of a 15-way....and I can hear her! That woman has lungs like a forge bellows.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #18 September 16, 2003 QuoteJust don't precede it with "Hold my beer" and you're OK Wendy W. LMFAO None of you are right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #19 September 16, 2003 I was following a guy out the door once that stopped.... Looked up and started yelling, Hey God! You think you can take ME?! Here's your chance you @#%*!!! .......I gave him plenty of room, Just in case somebody upstairs might be confused by a tight exit, and get the WRONG guy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Push 0 #20 September 16, 2003 It would be great if he had a perfect skydive, great opening, smooth landing, and right on touchdown he would get fried by lightning. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dbriggs 0 #21 September 16, 2003 set your damn purse down..and take a pill to make your pu$$y stop hurting. DO IT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #22 September 16, 2003 Quoteset your damn purse down..and take a pill to make your pu$$y stop hurting. DO IT! Am I the only one that just doesn't get thsat??You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dbriggs 0 #23 September 16, 2003 its kind of a joke at work. gotta be sofistamicated to understand that kind of jibberish Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #24 September 16, 2003 I knew I shoulda poured out that bottle of Crown before I left the house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #25 September 16, 2003 QuoteThe only person I've ever heard in freefall is a guy who jumps at the Ranch. John Skinner has the loudest voice in creation. If everyone on the ground is quiet, our Pilot can be heard yelling "WAHOOOOOO!" as he deploys. Its funny as hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CrazyIvan 0 #7 September 15, 2003 QuoteI like to yell 'INCOMING!!" on final ... famous last word? Why not yell: OH GOD....OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!, that will get you some attention __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 September 15, 2003 QuoteThe only person I've ever heard in freefall is a guy who jumps at the Ranch. John Skinner has the loudest voice in creation. hopefully that you are continuing my joke. My feeble attempt at sarcasim. but truly I have heard a few things in freefall, but ya gotta yell, and be in really close.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #9 September 15, 2003 Just don't precede it with "Hold my beer" and you're OK Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 September 15, 2003 How about "Oh god, they just fell out of the plane! Don't worry, I'll save them!" and jump out.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 September 15, 2003 I said that the other night... and all I damaged was my buddies wood pile. Then I never showed back up to stack it all back up. Ooops. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 September 15, 2003 Quotebut truly I have heard a few things in freefall, but ya gotta yell, and be in really close. You should become a TM, you hear all sorts of things in freefall. Mainly screaming from the girls..."she's a screamer." I've heard "Oh shit!" before... Hell, one time a chick I took on a tandem was screaming so loud Pablito the video guy heard her and we could hear it on the video! Needless to say she absolutely LOVED it and wants to jump again.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 September 15, 2003 yea ive seen some tandem vids where you can hear the screamers.... and there was one day that we could have sworn we heard screaming before we saw the canopy open from the ground, but hey... were skydivers we tend to imbelliesh a little. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 September 15, 2003 We heard QTPi screaming before she opened on her first night jump. She loves jumping and gets very very VERY excited when she's jumping.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 September 15, 2003 at night even? that had to have been different. all the night jumps Ive been (a whopping 3) on have always been quiet, really really quiet.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 September 16, 2003 Quote Just don't precede it with "Hold my beer" and you're OK I was thinking just the opposite. Hand a beer off to a tandem student on the way out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #17 September 16, 2003 Quotebut truly I have heard a few things in freefall, but ya gotta yell, and be in really close. Heh....you've never jumped with Mouth. Raeford, April of this year. She's on the other side of a 15-way....and I can hear her! That woman has lungs like a forge bellows.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #18 September 16, 2003 QuoteJust don't precede it with "Hold my beer" and you're OK Wendy W. LMFAO None of you are right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 September 16, 2003 I was following a guy out the door once that stopped.... Looked up and started yelling, Hey God! You think you can take ME?! Here's your chance you @#%*!!! .......I gave him plenty of room, Just in case somebody upstairs might be confused by a tight exit, and get the WRONG guy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #20 September 16, 2003 It would be great if he had a perfect skydive, great opening, smooth landing, and right on touchdown he would get fried by lightning. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dbriggs 0 #21 September 16, 2003 set your damn purse down..and take a pill to make your pu$$y stop hurting. DO IT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 September 16, 2003 Quoteset your damn purse down..and take a pill to make your pu$$y stop hurting. DO IT! Am I the only one that just doesn't get thsat??You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dbriggs 0 #23 September 16, 2003 its kind of a joke at work. gotta be sofistamicated to understand that kind of jibberish Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #24 September 16, 2003 I knew I shoulda poured out that bottle of Crown before I left the house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #25 September 16, 2003 QuoteThe only person I've ever heard in freefall is a guy who jumps at the Ranch. John Skinner has the loudest voice in creation. If everyone on the ground is quiet, our Pilot can be heard yelling "WAHOOOOOO!" as he deploys. Its funny as hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
