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RichM 0
Our old banger was stolen and taken for a joyride, presumably by some kids. They tried unsuccessfully to wrench a worthless 1970's radio from the dashboard, and failing that they stole the ashtray! Go figure. 2 months later, with a sheet of soft plastic in the drivers window keeping out the rain after the first theft, some other dude broke the back window to get in and take it for a joyride. I ended up with a note in the window saying "I am unlocked and I need no key, but please don't hurt me" 
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lazyfrog 0
happened to my uncle a few years ago, in front of a hotel in italy... He gets in the car to pick up his clothes, fells the gar moving upwards 
... gets out and sees a guy with a jack, asks him WTF he is doing, the guy answers : 
well You take the clothes, I take the wheels...
when he told him it was his car, the guy left saying scusi scusi
... gets out and sees a guy with a jack, asks him WTF he is doing, the guy answers : well You take the clothes, I take the wheels... when he told him it was his car, the guy left saying scusi scusi
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Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579
Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579
Somewhere, there is a guy sitting there with sunglasses, a bra strap over the top of his head, cups over the ears, and tightening the chinstrap while saying, "We are from France..." 
this is not a France joke, but a sub-reference to the Coneheads. Personally, I do not think France is funny.
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Eh, I should be so lucky to get a stalker. One of the cleaning ladies kids is probably using it as a slingshot as we speak.
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dbattman 0
That is too dang funny. If you're gonna tangle with grand theft auto, make it something fun!
dbattman 0
I was thinking of something out of "Weird Science"myself, but Coneheads works pretty well here./
QuoteI wake up this morning to get ready for work only to find out that 2 of the 3 new bras that I brought with me are missing from my luggage!
Geez, if I was going to clean a hotel room and decided to steal anything (I wouldn't) it definitely wouldn't be a stranger?s underwear.
::sigh:: What is this world coming to when under garments are no longer safe alone?
You must be staying at the same hotel as my husband! He LOVES strangers underwear!
QuoteYou must be staying at the same hotel as my husband! He LOVES strangers underwear!
Ew
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Zarza R[red
pa2themd 0
Quotehappened to my uncle a few years ago, in front of a hotel in italy... He gets in the car to pick up his clothes, fells the gar moving upwards
when he told him it was his car, the guy left saying scusi scusi
LMAO!!!
"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball
Dumpster 0
I think this guy took stupid a notch higher, but not to the ultimate level.
A few years ago the wife and I decided to go on a little road trip on the Sporty, and stopped at a hotel for the night. We check in, unload the bike, and walked across the street to have a few drinks and grab a bite. Several hours later, (like, well past 1:00 AM) We head back to our room to find some guy in shorts and a t-shirt, no shoes, no wallet, no nothing, looking totally screwed up, poking around the battery on the bike. I go into my "cool" mode and ask him, "Can I help you?"
He replies, "Oh, man, I lost the key to my bike here and I'm trying to figure out how to get it started."
I ask him - "You mean, MY BIKE????"
Dude turned white as a ghost and now Sharon is holding me back - He's still sitting on the ground next to the bike and I'm ready to kick him in the teeth with a size 9 combat boot. (Steel toe and nice, thick stiff sole-) She calmed me down and I "escorted" him out of the area - I watched him scamper off down the middle of the street, and almost immediately was "pulled over" by the local police. Last I saw he was being loaded in the car.
WTF, man?
Easy Does It
A few years ago the wife and I decided to go on a little road trip on the Sporty, and stopped at a hotel for the night. We check in, unload the bike, and walked across the street to have a few drinks and grab a bite. Several hours later, (like, well past 1:00 AM) We head back to our room to find some guy in shorts and a t-shirt, no shoes, no wallet, no nothing, looking totally screwed up, poking around the battery on the bike. I go into my "cool" mode and ask him, "Can I help you?"
He replies, "Oh, man, I lost the key to my bike here and I'm trying to figure out how to get it started."
I ask him - "You mean, MY BIKE????"
Dude turned white as a ghost and now Sharon is holding me back - He's still sitting on the ground next to the bike and I'm ready to kick him in the teeth with a size 9 combat boot. (Steel toe and nice, thick stiff sole-) She calmed me down and I "escorted" him out of the area - I watched him scamper off down the middle of the street, and almost immediately was "pulled over" by the local police. Last I saw he was being loaded in the car.
WTF, man?
Easy Does It
mikemc 0
a woman i worked with had her car stolen. it was a crappy hyundai and she wasnt really bothered just the inconvenience. She got a call off the police two weeks later they had found it. When she went to pick it up the copper said someone was trying to sell it at a car auction. she looked around it'd had a full valet and a new 12 month MOT certificate in the glove box. so she got it back in better condition than it left!!!
Well, that would be all fine and good...except that it was actually CONNECTED, as in when I would unscrew it, it would hang, it never came completely off.
Ahhh, I see. I think I need to tie a string to the one on the wife's car.
that shyte adds up!
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