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when he told him it was his car, the guy left saying scusi scusi
Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579
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Eh, I should be so lucky to get a stalker. One of the cleaning ladies kids is probably using it as a slingshot as we speak.
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QuoteI wake up this morning to get ready for work only to find out that 2 of the 3 new bras that I brought with me are missing from my luggage!
Geez, if I was going to clean a hotel room and decided to steal anything (I wouldn't) it definitely wouldn't be a stranger?s underwear.
::sigh:: What is this world coming to when under garments are no longer safe alone?
You must be staying at the same hotel as my husband! He LOVES strangers underwear!
QuoteYou must be staying at the same hotel as my husband! He LOVES strangers underwear!
Ew
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Quotehappened to my uncle a few years ago, in front of a hotel in italy... He gets in the car to pick up his clothes, fells the gar moving upwards ... gets out and sees a guy with a jack, asks him WTF he is doing, the guy answers : well You take the clothes, I take the wheels...
when he told him it was his car, the guy left saying scusi scusi
LMAO!!!
"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball
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A few years ago the wife and I decided to go on a little road trip on the Sporty, and stopped at a hotel for the night. We check in, unload the bike, and walked across the street to have a few drinks and grab a bite. Several hours later, (like, well past 1:00 AM) We head back to our room to find some guy in shorts and a t-shirt, no shoes, no wallet, no nothing, looking totally screwed up, poking around the battery on the bike. I go into my "cool" mode and ask him, "Can I help you?"
He replies, "Oh, man, I lost the key to my bike here and I'm trying to figure out how to get it started."
I ask him - "You mean, MY BIKE????"
Dude turned white as a ghost and now Sharon is holding me back - He's still sitting on the ground next to the bike and I'm ready to kick him in the teeth with a size 9 combat boot. (Steel toe and nice, thick stiff sole-) She calmed me down and I "escorted" him out of the area - I watched him scamper off down the middle of the street, and almost immediately was "pulled over" by the local police. Last I saw he was being loaded in the car.
WTF, man?
Easy Does It
Well, that would be all fine and good...except that it was actually CONNECTED, as in when I would unscrew it, it would hang, it never came completely off.
Ahhh, I see. I think I need to tie a string to the one on the wife's car.
that shyte adds up!
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