AggieDave 6 #1 October 2, 2003 Ever have one of those really really really bad farts days? Yeah, so this is that day. I just thought I would share. (Hey, its a nice break from the conservatives vs liberals thing thats been going hard core lately).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 October 2, 2003 Dude, you're emitting too many greenhouse gases and you're totally destroying the ozone layer.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #3 October 2, 2003 He can generate natural gas and sell it for profit... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #4 October 2, 2003 OH boy! if I wasn't so in love with you already this would def seal the deal! .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #5 October 2, 2003 Or light it & singe his ass! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #6 October 2, 2003 QuoteEver have one of those really really really bad farts days? only when i'm at home watching television with my wife, well you understand we really must share...everything! --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #7 October 3, 2003 just be careful you dont follow through, that really make it a bad day...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 October 3, 2003 Quoteonly when i'm at home watching television with my wife, well you understand we really must share...everything! Yeah, my girlfriend is absolutely LOVING me tonight... Wow...we call that a "dutch oven" hehehe--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 October 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteonly when i'm at home watching television with my wife, well you understand we really must share...everything! Yeah, my girlfriend is absolutely LOVING me tonight... Wow...we call that a "dutch oven" hehehe LOLOL you evil evil man!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 October 3, 2003 hehehehe...yeah, but its funny. She just gives me a hard time about it and she has funny ways of getting me back, so all in all its actually pretty funny between the two of us. Other people, if they were there, would think we're crazy.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 October 3, 2003 Quotehehehehe...yeah, but its funny. She just gives me a hard time about it and she has funny ways of getting me back, so all in all its actually pretty funny between the two of us. Other people, if they were there, would think we're crazy. It's never as much fun when you're by yourself is it?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 October 3, 2003 I do believe he likes it better with at least four people and a little altitude.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 October 3, 2003 QuoteI do believe he likes it better with at least four people and a little altitude. Speaking of all this, we gonna go to Freebirds when i'm there in a few weeks?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 October 3, 2003 Sounds tasty.... Large, beef, jalapenos, mushrooms, and black beans...yummmmyI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #15 October 3, 2003 I just killed the guy in the cube next to me lol i've got them tonight!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 October 3, 2003 Quotewe gonna go to Freebirds when i'm there in a few weeks?? DAMN STRAIGHT! I never turn down a trip to freebirds (well, I have once or twice, but that's super super rare).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #17 October 3, 2003 [shameless sucking up] Cool, i'll even buy [/shameless sucking up] Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 October 3, 2003 Quote[shameless sucking up] Cool, i'll even buy [/shameless sucking up] Bwwaahahahahahahahaha! "Chill Winston" Don't worry about it, as long as you don't do something stupid (like dump the drogue on your back), then there's no reason why you shouldn't pass the course.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #19 October 3, 2003 Ever had a fart smell so bad it could drive a dog from a room? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #20 October 3, 2003 QuoteBwwaahahahahahahahaha! "Chill Winston" Don't worry about it, as long as you don't do something stupid (like dump the drogue on your back), then there's no reason why you shouldn't pass the course. LOL, isn't that from that geeky movie with val Kilmer?? I am really not concerned about it, just having fun. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 October 3, 2003 No, its from "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" a really really funny british movie.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #22 October 3, 2003 oh well Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #23 October 3, 2003 Quoteoh well Is this a rhetorical question? never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #24 October 19, 2003 I saw a friend of mine do that once in high school. No kidding, tried to light a fart and his pubes caught on fire. Was the funniest thing I think I ever saw (at the time) Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
