turtlespeed 212 #51 December 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteThe single thing that she was reprimanded for in the first place. And since she was the first to talk about her sex life on DZ.com, I say make an example of her. Burn her at the stake! No, I won't say it.. . . . . But I could. . . . Naw, too obvious.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #52 December 3, 2003 Hey bro, I am not noisy by any means, but the fact of the matter is that I am one of the poor fuckers that does have to read every single post on the boards and doesn't have the choice to just scroll past the drivel. I don't really care if you keep her in the quadruple huck-a-buck all day long with a ball gag in her mouth; I just loathe hearing about it all the time, as does the boss. I am just here for the beer, so don't mind me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostOne 0 #53 December 3, 2003 QuoteI have been known to "spank the monkey" on occasion though.. That's it. Chopchop for DZ.com personality of the year. You lookin at my monkey? ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #54 December 3, 2003 Where does one find literature on exactly what a triple huck a buck might be? It doesn't really sound that comfortable, but it might make for some interesting conversation. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #55 December 3, 2003 Bill... it's a quadruple huckabuck.. and I think only Chuck knows that position.. care to share, Monkey 1? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #56 December 3, 2003 But that's just impossible, where would you tie the duck? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #57 December 3, 2003 figure four leg-lock, then roll yourself up on top of your "plaything" then insert straight down while pinning her head in a corner with all your heft. Pleasure.....PAIN......pleasure....PAIN. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #58 December 3, 2003 Humm,sorry I guess?Heck,have no time to read everything so I've learned to take all this chat stuff for what it really is.(just chat!)Life is too short to care too much about what other people think or think about you.Carry on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #59 December 3, 2003 k... thanks, BRB... hope I don't break my plaything.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #60 December 3, 2003 If you're not into posting here, don't waste your time doing it. Life is short. But if you are not into posting here because you feel like you are not accepted, then that is a shame, and it is our loss. Take care and come back to visit us here soon. Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostOne 0 #61 December 3, 2003 Let us know how it went. Quadruple huc-a-buck, I still can't figure it out. I'm one of those "explain it to me with pictures" people. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #62 December 3, 2003 Quotek... thanks, BRB... hope I don't break my plaything.. No charge for the tip, bro. Don't forget the ball gag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #63 December 3, 2003 I thought the whole issue was someone was trying to gag Lany in the first place. And her not liking it. Roy - Don't break that sweet woman. Let me know where you ended up stapling the duck. Edit - I do want to note that in the last e-mail monkey1 didn't specifically say who got the ball gag. Just not to forget it. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostOne 0 #64 December 3, 2003 Where do you get this duck from? There's a huck, and a buck, but no duck. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #65 December 3, 2003 Okay! Nobody try this at home!! We are experienced professionals, and this is a very dangerous and risky proceedure! Parts can get hurt if Huck-A-Bucks are done incorrectly. The 'duck' was nailed up above my head. Edit to say: BTW, We both agreed that it would be me that took the ball gag. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #66 December 3, 2003 You need a truck and some luck to find a duck. Or just a good restaurant. (I never even thought about the rhyme, I was just throwing in a non-sequitor, to see who has that type of humor. It could just as easily been a lizard or a chicken for example. Sorry to throw you for a loop, unless you are inviting me to be creative here, if so, then I missed the opportunity.) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostOne 0 #67 December 3, 2003 From the difference in the time Chop chop said he went of to go try it, to the time you posted that, I have to deduce that you lack staying power, experienced professionals or not. Giving new meaning to the nickname Chopchop... I am too funny. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #68 December 3, 2003 OK, that is funny and you will be provided drinks at the next available opportunity ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #69 December 3, 2003 Normally I have pretty good staying power but the quadruple hucka buck is not to be taken lightly.. I am still trying to work the kinks out of my legs as I am not nearly as bendy as plaything.. Speaking of plaything, thank God for the ballgag or I think the neighbors would have summoned the police.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostOne 0 #70 December 3, 2003 QuoteOK, that is funny and you will be provided drinks at the next available opportunity You're quite safe there. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rixter 0 #71 December 3, 2003 Quotefigure four leg-lock, then roll yourself up on top of your "plaything" then insert straight down while pinning her head in a corner with all your heft. Pleasure.....PAIN......pleasure....PAIN. You see Sky Monkey 1 knows what the above proceedure is because a number of years ago a very large she male queen put it on him. Put a wig on and flinch at him and watch him jump LMAO!!!!If ya aint hooked a parafoil ya just aint lived! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #72 December 3, 2003 Neely, you gonna DIE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #73 December 3, 2003 OK so I'm a bit late here and I have no idea what the hell is going on but I read this and started laughing. Quoteuh oh! somebody call the wambulance! Wa Wa, Wa Wa, Wa Wa, Fill me in on what's up Lany!!! Who's messing with you? You're obviously still posting so I'm not too worried but lemme know if I need to get my gloves out (boxing not rubber this time) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #74 December 3, 2003 tehehe... i forgot about that one.. I think Lany might give Randy a spanking next time we go to Z-Hills.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #75 December 3, 2003 Randy would like that. For that matter, so would Paige... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
