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When will you die? Take the test

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February 2, 2047
at the age of 66 years old.

Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (15%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (5%)
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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July 23, 2030 at the age of 59 years old.

Cancer (39%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)

Well at least homicide is more likely than suicide... but the thought of dying from cancer really sucks ass. [:/] Alien abduction might be cool though... B|

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Come on now, everyone here knows I'm a bloodsucking immortal. But don't hold that against me cuz I'm going to be young forever while you're all rotting corpses, I'm just trying to make a living. B|

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The wiser wolf prevails.

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According to the test, I'll die on Oct. 14, 2044, at the age of 73, most likely of cancer. Deathclock.com gives me a few more years: Jun 16, 2048.
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson

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I'm going to die on the day before my 57th birthday. That kind of sucks. And here's what will most likely get me:

Cancer (32%)
Horrible Accident (24%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (6%)

I knew those damned extraterrestrials couldn't be trusted!

Kelly

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March 11, 2042
at the age of 59 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (19%)
Alcoholism (19%)
Cancer (16%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)

Wow... This is sooo good. Everyone knows I am the biggest klutz in the world, horrible accident is definitely most probable ::wink::

On the other hand, alcoholism is matching horrible accident... Me? I don't drink. (Those of you who know me better keep your mouths shut!).

Quite scary... really ::grin::
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Rachel
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-Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

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Hey, you gotta enjoy life! As Horace Rumpole once said regarding his smoking/drinking/dietary habits:

"There's no pleasure on earth that's worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People's Home!"
B|
Speed Racer
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i've got 'till May 26 2035. i'd be 65 years old and most likely die of cancer. shit, when i was younger, i didn't think i'd make it past 30 with my lifestyle LOL


billy d------------------------- "Escape may be checked by water and land, but the air and the sky are free." (from the story of Daedalus and Icarus)

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Are you guys sure it's smart for skydivers to take this test? I don't like the answers I got:

April 1, 2035
at the age of 57 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (21%)
Cancer (19%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Drowning (6%)

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